d.a.wayne

Humourist, writer, screenwriter and adman.

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@Writers_Artists Thank you for a terrific, insightful seminar on Saturday with really terrific agents sharing very valuable insights for Authors.

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@Media_Managers Really enjoying 2020! Winning some wonderful accounts and sun is shining!

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@BBCBreakfast Wonderful comments and a shot in the arm to see so many people who find these moments uplifting. Tony is a proper hero for being that rare thing - a very good, decent person who quietly committed himself to do something which mattered.

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Amazing launch yesterday of the Theatre Royal Bury St. Edmunds 200th birthday A huge year planned and lots of exciting opportunities to get involved in their celebrations. Well done to all @TheatreRoyalBSE #BuryStEdmunds #Suffolk #Theatre

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Hang tough. The light at the end of the tunnel is the #BrexitChaos Express and it's coming fast. Can't figure if I should book #Eurotunnel the week it all goes bang., Loved a week off from the news. Happy New Year!

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Fantastic Dress rehearsal last night. Cast were amazing. Funny, scary and a perfect end with the terrific Prince and lovely Sleeping Beauty getting married. The Dame must be up for a Panto Oscar!

[Theatre Royal Bury St Edmunds @TheatreRoyalBSE]

Drum roll please, #SleepingBeauty opens TODAY! Join us in the magical medieval kingdom of Burytonia for a traditional family pantomime filled with fun, masses of mayhem plus some dazzling dance moves! #pantomime https://t.co/eirZtShSPh

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We're all sick of #Brexit and #BrexitChaos Time #MPs understood that they should just get on with it and re-connect with the electorate. Time and again, across the world, voters are showing that they think their elected representatives are out of touch.

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The #Christmas #market at #BuryStEdmunds is in full swing. The town is alive and gorgeous. No need to cook dinner or open a bottle. It's all there waiting.

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Check out the #KFC commercial. Really funny take on Spaghetti Westerns. But the star will end up in bits in a bucket. How sad is that?

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Paying £20 to visit Westminster Abbey. #getalife. Most #museums are free. It’s a place to reflect, revere the greats and be inspired. Price for everything. Robbery.

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#UK too hot for tourists? Nah! There's nowhere on earth more beautiful and compelling than #England when the skies are blue. #Suffolk has never been more gorgeous.

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Loving the weather! #Sunshine makes you happy, especially if you are a cactus. Waiting for Suffolk to look like a scene from the #Roadrunner cartoons.

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#loveisland getting roasted by the #media claiming it's just about vain, sex obsessed thicko's with the intellectual capability of Krill. Is this evidence that we are dumbing down because it's so popular? You decide on my #poll.

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Watched #SteveBannon on BBC #Newsnight. Destroyed #Maitlis He was so articulate, smart and persuasive. Then I thought, was it like being at a rally in Nuremburg back in the 1930s?

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This is a terrific achievement and extremely well deserved. @IliffePrintCamb is showing the way to create great local print media. https://t.co/l8VMFTCI8R

[Paul Brackley @PaulBrackleyCI]

Here’s the team with the #newsawards2018 for @CambridgeIndy and @velvetmag

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Let's be clear @Campaign. #WWP #MartinSorrell was not an Adman. He was a very clever financier. He was not a titan of Advertising, as he grew by buying companies, so financial engineering and management were the skills he brought to an industry which, at the time, had neither.

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Skipping around banana skins on #Friday13th

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What on earth was #Boris thinking of comparing the #WorldCup in #Russia to Nazi Olympics. No emotional intel or any intel. What a dork. Embarrasing and shameful. Nothing to do with #Skripals.

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Bad week for heroes. #StephenHawking #KenDodd and #JimBowen. In the days when I bought millions of pounds worth of TV advertising airtime, #Bullseye was always on my list of must-have shows.

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Shame on #Heck for conning consumers with their smart #marketing. Won't be buying their #sausages again.