Mic Tamucci

Interests: Roofie Type Drugs, Sexting, and Morning Commutes.

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@lagstrom44 please accept me to your private twitter account.

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@realDonaldTrump Hoping hiring Mitt Romney! Turn around and say "You're Fired", then banning him from lobbying for 5 years. #draintheswamp

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Fire Drills Today! I feel like I'm in elementary school. Boys and girls gather together, line up single file. MICHAEL TAMUCCI, back in line!

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Eating a Fruit By The Foot! I didn't buy it, it showed up out of nowhere, so I had to eat it. I wouldn't know where to buy it.

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@TracyJean_ I was going to try video! That failed.

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Go pitch black for your pasty whites or go bright white for your ninja sticks.

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Black and White are the stocking color choices to "hide" one's legs; but which color? Go the opposite of your skin color!

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UNIVERSAL FASHION FACT #104 Regarding Stockings : Though colorful stockings can show your peacock courage, it's not very common.

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@TracyJean_ you know you totally jinx the PS Vita by writing that.

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The Fashion Statistician comments on the Oscars. J-Lo proved, that even the most talentless waste of spaces can have good fashion sense.

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I've got a statement you just can't refute .. There's nothing more exhilarating than a Monday morning commute!

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I just had to walk home in the cold rain it was exhilarating I suggest you try it

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You name it, eyelashes, nails, hair extensions, leather, and of course the biggest of them all... T.I.T.S. Tits Inside of Tits!

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UNIVERSAL FASHION FACT #66 Regarding Nature : The natural look is still in, but fake is just so much cooler!

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After 40 minutes, do you think my co-workers noticed I was gone, or came back soaked in sweat?

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Just did 15 flights of stairs, up and down and a 3 minute workout on every floor I descended.

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My Playstation Vita broke before I could even buy a game for it!

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God created only two types of people, the stupid, and the crazy.

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The Defribulator will shock you till your numb... I'm The Mic and I'm freakin' AWESOME!!!

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The American Dream. Family, House, Career... I've got it all now but my mind isn't here.