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violinist | southerner | retired thot daughter 🤸🏻

[d🖤 @deftonesmilf]

i am no bird, and no bird ensnares me

[d🖤 @deftonesmilf]

this is the only social that nobody i actually know is aware of and tbh i understand anon NPC accounts a lil bit more now

[d🖤 @deftonesmilf]

I just entered to win an awesome prize! https://t.co/8p94QyeoNV

[Trisha Paytas @trishapaytas]

TIK TOK IS GONE 😢 my heart actually breaks a little 💔

[d🖤 @deftonesmilf]

there’s NO way to politely ask someone to chew with their mouth closed. they ALWAYS get butthurt. ALWAYS. 😭

[d🖤 @deftonesmilf]

help the “man” I’m dating (whom I haven’t had sex with in WELL over a year and the farthest base we’ve crossed since is the quick peck we do every night when he takes me home) just loudly fucking BELCHED not once, but TWICE back to back 😭🤮🤢

[d🖤 @deftonesmilf]

this was after he loudly gobbled down 3 pieces of pizza with a wide open mouth in under what felt like 90 seconds flat. like he was about to strap into the electric chair.

[d🖤 @deftonesmilf]

I swear you can’t win with men as a woman.

If you’re cordial and friendly, that will get misinterpreted as you being interested in them sometimes.

and no matter how politely you go about it, you’re almost always met with insults of some sort now that you’ve bruised their ego.

[d🖤 @deftonesmilf]

the sooner I make all the emotional, mental, and other miscellaneous preparations for my inevitable life as a spinster who fosters cats from her local shelter.

[d🖤 @deftonesmilf]

I thought the whole hitting it off with a guy you thought was different only to be told he ‘dOeSnT wAnT aNyThiNg SeRiOuS aTm’ wasn’t supposed to happen to me anymore now that I’m in my 30s 😳

[d🖤 @deftonesmilf]

this was after the awkward car ride I had to endure with him after he asked for some head while taking me home and without thinking I busted out laughing in his face thinking he was just joking around or something 😭

[d🖤 @deftonesmilf]

@roboticjoey Reply to this tweet to win $0 and an inbox full of scammers!

[d🖤 @deftonesmilf]

currently obsessed with Shining Vale and i feel like im the only person who watches it like ive literally never heard anyone talk ab it, read anything ab it anywhere, etc..

[d🖤 @deftonesmilf]

nobody ever chooses thot daughter 😢 we need more representation and visibility!!!!!

[d🖤 @deftonesmilf]

¿?gAy SoN oR ThOT daUgHTeR??¿

[d🖤 @deftonesmilf]

pulled one over on this guy and he threatened to tell me PARENTS 😂 pls lmao

[d🖤 @deftonesmilf]

If I ain’t gettin fucked over I ain’t gettin fucked at all

[d🖤 @deftonesmilf]

i get irrationally annoyed when I’m in a live stream that has less than 100 viewers and I comment something nice and it isn’t acknowledged lmao like you are not too good for me stink

[d🖤 @deftonesmilf]

@WokelyCorrect Where tf do they let you vote without presenting a valid ID? I had to show mine this year and have had to every other time I’ve voted ever since I’ve been old enough to lol

[d🖤 @deftonesmilf]

@Mike35447 @OttoMatticBaby Did your dumb ass even read what I said
Lmfao