🐯 I think Martin is about...
🐥 He wasn't there (at the show)
🐯 2 metres tall
🐹 That one grows by 5cm each passing day, isn't he like 2m?
🐨 190? I think he's around that height
🐥 He's THAT tall?
🐯 Remember when we went to greet them last time?
🐨 Wow, I was so envious of that
🐹 Namjoon-ah! As a senior, you've gotta have a pride! You have to greet them from a higher position, don't you?
🐨 And how do I do that?
🐹 From now onwards, all of you take a chair when you go to greet them, and right before you do, say "hold on a sec!", pull out your chair, get on top of it, and stare down at them like "Ah, Hi Martin!" Got it?
🐯 No, no, we can say "Hey you! Sit down!"
🐹 Nah that's too coercive
🐹 It's better for you to just carry a chair with you
🐯 I sometimes think, let' say I had a fight with Jimin and went to bed? I'd imagine that if I fight with him later, and I take a vase and slam it on his head, won't I win?
🐹 I seriously think about it every day! If Jungkook punches me, I'd dodge it to my right, then punch again then I duck then get up and try to head butt him, then he'd dodge it and then grab my hand, when I try to do that, he'd probably grab my other hand and swerve it away cause he's stronger than me? Right? I think of those kinda scenarios every day
🐨 I think of stuff like... what happens if Pokemons become real one day
🐹 Are you an N type too?
🐹 JUNGKOOK! Let's say there's two train tracks, there's Jimin tied to one, and 5 other strangers, which one would you head to?
🐰 THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH BALANCE GAMES! THEY TURN YOU INTO A VILLAIN!
🐥🐨🐹 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!
🐥 YOU TURN INTO A TRASHY PERSON!
🐰 I mean, it's FAMILY! SO OBVIOUSLY!
🐹 That's why we went to see upto how many can we sacrifice for them!! 🤣 We went to 10, 100, 1000, 10,000!!!!
🐥 At 100 I'd just keep screaming JUST GO OVER ME MAN
🐰 They just wanna make us the villain so badly!
‘26 knicks lore thread 💙🧡
all of the funniest moments of our beloved comedy basketball team in their championship year, mostly chronological with some pre-season lore at the beginning (tysm to all my oomfs who helped me gather all these clips)
Knicks on no sleep hit morning shows:
Strahan "You had things building up inside you (pause) let it go (pause)
OG on tip in: "I couldn't dunk it so I just tried to…touch it (pause)
Josh "I like to eat good (pause) wow
Mikal "I just want to bring my dog on the float
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Savannah "Have any of you slept?
KAT "No
Mikal "OG hasn't
OG "Why me. Why me. Why me
Crowd "OG OG OG OG OG"
Savannah "You're so nonchalant"
OG "They say that
Josh (eats sandwich) (pause)
Jenna "This isn't your 1st championship together
(Josh tries to talk)
Jalen "No no no no…Me & Mikal have 1 more than Josh
Jenna "Who's gonna be MVP of the parade?
Jalen "Jose. Jeremy. Tyler. Maybe Mitch"