SONIC.

HE’S THE 𝙁𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝘼𝙇𝙄𝙑𝙀.

[SONIC. @DEFYSPEED]

https://t.co/dfQBHMzsCH

[SONIC. @DEFYSPEED]

YOU’RE A REAL COMEDY GENIUS, SILVERFISH! HOW’S ABOUT YOU LET ME GO SO I CAN GIVE YOU A ROUND OF APPLAUSE?!

[𝘚𝘪𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘨 @DreamsAbsolute]

HOLD ON I'M JUST TRYING TO "JOKE" AROUND, AREN'T YOU A BIG FAN OF "JOKES"??

[𝘚𝘪𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘨 @DreamsAbsolute]

Aw jeez, I feel like I just got slapped. In the face, sorta like how Sally slapped you in the face in front of everyone and you and then proceeded to break up with you after you completely embarrassed yourself in front of friends, family, and loved ones.

[𝘚𝘪𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘨 @DreamsAbsolute]

I'm Silver!

[SONIC. @DEFYSPEED]

@Iightspeeddash @AzureTemerity I’m Sonic!

[SONIC. @DEFYSPEED]

@KlNGWOE British, probably? I mean, his ancestors come from a place called ALBION.

[𝘚𝘪𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘨 @DreamsAbsolute]

【 A FUTURE IN CRISIS... ONE TRAVELER IN TIME 】

ꜱɪʟᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴅɢᴇʜᴏɢ

【 #SONICRP ΛBΛK #MVRP 】

[SCOURGE. @GAUSSIANGREEN]

—>

you need a FRIEND in this

fucked up, piece of shit

TOWN.

[SONIC. @DEFYSPEED]

❛ Hey look, that egg with a moustache is talking! ❜

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik @RubyDelusions]

… well, well, well!

[SONIC. @DEFYSPEED]

@beastofboleham @SCRAMBLEGGZONE // Personal fave pre-160 stories would have to be the Sonic CD adaptation, Return To Angel Island and Sonic Adventure 2.5.

Recommend checking out Bobby Schroeder’s blog which recaps almost everything before reboot.

https://t.co/cl8eH5o34E

[SONIC. @DEFYSPEED]

@DictateReform usual. But I haven’t heard from him since his new Death Egg had crashed in the tundra. ❜

[SONIC. @DEFYSPEED]

@DictateReform ❛ Hmph, what do YOU think? Figured you two mad scientists would be all buddy-buddy. ❜ He remarks, then again . . . Maybe not, since Finitevus was working with the legion to take back Angel Island from Eggman. Did he defect?

❛ I’ve been kickin’ Eggman’s butt per >

[‍‍ ‍ ‍𝙈𝘼𝙍 𝙈𝘼𝙍 .ᐟ @HERTRUECOLOURS]

https://t.co/PoqHKJeSwm

[SONIC. @DEFYSPEED]

// He was found dead in an alleyway, he overdosed on LSD that was laced in chili-dogs being sold IN a carnival.

[SONIC. @DEFYSPEED]

// The fact that I know way too much about pre-reboot archie lore that i have to hold back the urge to correct you on Where Mello the fucking bee died.

[umbra. @phantcmpains]

anyone else remember when charmy's childhood best friend died of a ketamine overdose in a theme park

[SONIC. @DEFYSPEED]

Long as it ticks you off, it’s good enough for me.

[SUNNY.ZIP @_system1991]

What are you, FIVE???

[SONIC. @DEFYSPEED]

How ‘bout, “Green Meanie?"

[SUNNY.ZIP @_system1991]

Is there somethin' THAT wrong with Scourge, or are you /trying/ to piss me off??

[ARCHIVE Hourly Archie Sonic @SonicComicsHour]

autism be dammed my boy can work the grill

[ཻུ۪༺ • 𝙎𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮。 @RingBlades]

〝 C’mon now, it’s clearly meant to be 𝙃𝙮𝙙𝙧𝙤 𝘾𝙞𝙩𝙮. 〞

[SONIC. @DEFYSPEED]

@KlNGWOE // Yeah it makes total sense they’d diverge from the way literally every other level in the game is named for a pun, uh huh.