Dr. Ivo Robotnik

But you may call me Dr. Eggman- the world's greatest scientist and future ruler.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik @RubyDelusions]

@ephemeraIsea 🥚: Eggman isn’t onto them (yet) he’s literally just being an asshole

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik @RubyDelusions]

@ephemeraIsea [ Pat, pat.]

Wonderful.

[ Turning back around, he waves a finger through the air.]

I just like to set reminders to my underlings. Impeding the Eggman Empire is akin to impeding progress! The future! It’s nothing to take lightly!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik @RubyDelusions]

[ Walking up behind @ephemeraIsea and placing a hand on the shark’s shoulder.]

I take it you’ve been hard at work?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik @RubyDelusions]

That’s the hummingbird detailed in that blundering canine’s reports.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik @RubyDelusions]

Orbot! Cubot! Start scrubbing footage from the base containing the Shadow Androids.

I *will* discover the source of this disruption. I don’t take kindly to others playing with *my* toys.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik @RubyDelusions]

@ephemeraIsea Ahh, that’s good. That’s wonderful, even.

[ Io can’t see it, but Eggman’s face wears a rather maniacal grin.]

You’re doing great to keep on task like you have. And believe me, my compliments *don’t* come easily.
… so.
I would *stay* on track, if I were you.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik @RubyDelusions]

… hmm. One of them just went offline. That’s interesting.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik @RubyDelusions]

[ eating a hyper realistic hoagie]

There’s no logical explanation for this. I’ll have to send some kind of retrieval unit…

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik @RubyDelusions]

… what do you mean Shadow Androids have been escaping confinement?

They live in a chamber filled with test tubes, I— how did this happen?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik @RubyDelusions]

[ PARRY] [ GRABS HIS FACE]

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik @RubyDelusions]

Is there something you’d like to say, moon spirit?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik @RubyDelusions]

★ Darker themes present, no lewd.

★ Composite Dr. Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik, penned by Zen.

★ Crack/Serious, mostly serious.

★ Please be patient with my reply speed.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik @RubyDelusions]

🥚 𝙸𝙽𝙵𝙾 + 𝚁𝚄𝙻𝙴𝚂 🥚

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik @RubyDelusions]

https://t.co/uYF8qcTdmw

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik @RubyDelusions]

🥚 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝙸𝙽𝙵𝙾 + 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙾𝙽𝚂 🥚

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik @RubyDelusions]

https://t.co/s8cVhQ6uJb

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik @RubyDelusions]

🥚 𝙸𝙽𝙵𝙾 + 𝚁𝚄𝙻𝙴𝚂 🥚

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik @RubyDelusions]

🥚 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝙸𝙽𝙵𝙾 + 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙾𝙽𝚂 🥚

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik @RubyDelusions]

That doesn’t sound quite right. #MyXAnniversary

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik @RubyDelusions]

@TidalTorrent @K9Chevalier THING— ORBOT, CUBOT! PREPARE THE MIND-ROBOT SYNC DEVICE! I THINK IT’S TIME WE TAUGHT THESE FILTHY CREATURES TO

* P L A Y D E A D ❕❕❕*

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik @RubyDelusions]

@TidalTorrent @K9Chevalier How could this be…? You two… you’re not SONIC…!! This should be IMPOSSIBLE!!

[ Eggman’s gravely tones ring out again from his colossus. With the giant blue eyes staring them down, it’s hard to tell he’s fuming HARD.]

THAT IS *IT*!! I’VE HAD IT!! TO HELL WITH THE WHOLE +