Deg Deg 🐊

Wishing i was fishing

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

strange that they’re called “light beers” despite activating the darkness within me …

[Deg Deg 🐊 @deg_deg99]

Going to start referring to my friends as bts army and seeing how long it takes for them to frame me for murder

[Burger @stinking_man]

Not a lot of people know this but MJ Lenderman runs Asheville like hes King Von

[Frank Lloyd White Boy @rustbelt_]

It’s called Fort Wayne. Indianapolis? 2 hours. Detroit? 3 hours. Cincinnati, Columbus? 3 hours. Chicago? Yup, just 3 hours. We’re talking the center of the known universe.

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

in the middle of unc cs, one of my friend's quietly said "14 year old me hits that" and it made me deeply sad

[Deg Deg 🐊 @deg_deg99]

Moving to St. Louis for cheep baseball

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

The Cardinals are introducing a ticket package starting at $29 that includes bottomless soda, hot dogs, chicken tenders, bratwurst, nachos, fries, popcorn, peanuts, chips, and ice cream

[Deg Deg 🐊 @deg_deg99]

If you where Mormon I would be your jump humper

[Deg Deg 🐊 @deg_deg99]

Need this too be honest

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

After enduring days of rejection, Baby Punch finally experienced the comfort of love. Today, the adult monkey Onsing drew little Punch into a firm, deeply reassuring embrace.

[Deg Deg 🐊 @deg_deg99]

Ali please quit liking my tweets you are at work

[Deg Deg 🐊 @deg_deg99]

My red flag is league of legends

[MLB @MLB]

Mountain Dew Baja Blast is now the official soft drink of Major League Baseball ⚾️

Mountain Dew will roll out a season-long promotion tied to the biggest home runs in the game. The "Get a Baja for a Blast" program will turn long-distance home runs into product rewards, with more details coming soon

[Deg Deg 🐊 @deg_deg99]

The accordion is an underutilized instrument

[Deg Deg 🐊 @deg_deg99]

Would anyone want to watch that Netflix dinosaur documentary with the idea of it ending in us getting married

[Deg Deg 🐊 @deg_deg99]

If you try hard enough you can get that anime girl pregnant keep trying king

[Deg Deg 🐊 @deg_deg99]

Peer reviewed studies about why bisexual women love the movie Juno

[Deg Deg 🐊 @deg_deg99]

Running for mayor under the plan to give girls free iron supplements so they quit passing out when they stand up to fast

[Deg Deg 🐊 @deg_deg99]

just keep liking her posts king she'll love you eventually

[Will @WillemDaFro]

if I say this sounds like Porter Robinson am I going to get shot too