Jessica Lemmons

Life lesson: NEVER brush curly hair.

[Jessica Lemmons @degasdancer]

Still here. Promise. https://t.co/QPOMCDSNmk

[Jessica Lemmons @degasdancer]

Treehugger. #itwastheonlywaytosecureourspot #longliveroofman @curlysueshi https://t.co/y5Y7DYFJ52

[Jessica Lemmons @degasdancer]

May, or may not have just started bawling. #TheLuckiest #benfolds #Stubbs #mygodilovemylife #shutupYOUREcrying

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Shout out to art979girl and @curlysueshi for making it possible for these worn out parents to enjoy a… https://t.co/6adyQbRaYI

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Y'all. How adorable would Eli be in that basket? #notinmotionthough #becausesafety… https://t.co/RTku8SChHN

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This little guy is chillin on the wall of my kitchen! Yay for a free mosquito killer/new pet!… https://t.co/RFAzKYcNnO

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Reasons my son is like a cat: clean laundry is the preferred seating. #babyeli #dailyninjababy… https://t.co/40WYoXsQPk

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Sometimes I am a good, responsible mother. Sometimes I say "screw it" and let my one year old cuddle… https://t.co/wxrb4KCLjB

[NOH8 Campaign @NOH8Campaign]

Woman proposes to girlfriend as news of Ireland​'s #MarRef breaks: http://t.co/satyEzcOUt #NOH8Worldwide #LoveWins

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Baby free afternoon = work day for this acting mama! #oksomaybethatsamimosa #nojudgies https://t.co/TWhW3RPr3b

[City of Bryan @CityofBryan]

Did you know there are more than 15,000 businesses in @CityofBryan that have 10 or less employees? #DreamSmallBiz

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And then winner for badass couple of the year goes to these guys. The rest of us can stop trying.… https://t.co/hGdiJjwKsV

[The Times Of India @timesofindia]

Injured Nepalese man Suresh Parihar plays with his daughter Sandhya at a hospital, in Kathmandu,

#NepalEarthquake

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Away with this vile distraction. Pet me, human. #catownerproblems #reallyneedtowork #ohwell https://t.co/f2TWMV7LBM

[Jessica Lemmons @degasdancer]

Every Monday my feeds are crammed full of people bemoaning the fact that it's MONDAY while we rest because Mondays are our weekend. #aahhhhh

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Yall. It's before 8AM, and not only am I up, but breakfast is made, and laundry is going. I haven't even had coffee yet. #apoloypse?

[The New York Times @nytimes]

In 1973, a white police officer shot a black 10-year-old, a death that still reverberates http://t.co/hMBrOPGNDt

[Jessica Lemmons @degasdancer]

Pants. First step is pants.

[Jessica Lemmons @degasdancer]

Parent's Weekend/Ring Day/Art Fair/Hell on Earth: almost over.

The sanity level in our house: HAHAHAHA!

[Jessica Lemmons @degasdancer]

Naptime=underpants time.