patrick

shut up about the sun

[patrick @degauserry]

Who are the photographers shooting the World Cup headshots

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@TheKnownLover they might impact you later in life (me justifying getting mine out at uni)

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maturing is realising that family mart is better than 7/11

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peak

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Insufferable response to a random comment about a below average show that ended years ago. He could’ve just let it be. Also note the persnickety grammar comment.

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.

One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??

The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.

Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!

[patrick @degauserry]

@JoshGarlepp 1 maybe 1,000 not sure but definitely more than 0

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crazy ube discourse last week and now someone’s saying no phones at concerts is classist. this place is insane and it’s why I stick around.

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@retrobike_c16 This is such a funny thing to make up

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I miss Japanese food so much

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@fabiodeuxbeer Don’t really see wasians at Chatswood tbh

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@TheKnownLover Bro is shitposting actual shit posts

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@720Sojo revisionist Twitter beef after three days lmao

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@HyperSeanic I never use the fly but honestly I don’t really pay attention to the fly / no fly options

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If you don’t want to be publicly shamed for engaging in corrupt conduct as a public official perhaps don’t engage in corrupt conduct as a public official

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Ashamed of my media literacy as a child because I’ve just now learnt the Brady Bunch movie was a satire of the original series

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Googled how to pronounce “Donal” before speaking to a guy at work on Teams. Then in the meeting I heard about 5 different ways of saying his name. Poor guy.

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How Chinese / Vietnamese / Japanese / Korean aunty of him

[Jack @Jackkk]

Bryan Johnson reveals why he uses an umbrella even when it’s not raining and UV levels are low

“90% of physical skin aging is from the sun, so this is a UV umbrella protecting me”

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never forget James Magnussen tried to call himself White Caviar

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@MarkDiStef guaranteed the guy will leave the party 15 months from now

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Night time adventures