Eli

Hello my name is Eli and I bet. Half of and Dad, Husband, Corellian

[Eli @degenEli]

Some of you haven’t watched every episode of west wing seven times and it shows

[Cons @CaptainCons]

Timeout

Since when do we just swear in family members to the United States Senate willy nilly?

[Eli @degenEli]

This is the format.
Don’t touch the format.
This is the one.
That was incredible.

Make the final swing balls not pink, otherwise don’t change a thing.

That was perfect.

[Eli @degenEli]

✅

[Eli @degenEli]

"but he's 2/11 vs Manaea"
https://t.co/eVlnxaj8SV

[Eli @degenEli]

Jazz: Overperformed as a Yankee, regressing to who he's been (Think he'll end the year above 100)
Wells: Unexplainable, too much run, out of baseball next year
Grisham: No Judge
Bellinger: No Judge
Jasson: Missed too many at bats last couple years, still not even sure he's good.

[Chris @Chris_NYY28]

Yankee players OPS+ 2025 vs 2026:

Jazz Chisholm: 123➡️94
Austin Wells: 94➡️32 (LOL)
Trent Grisham: 123➡️107
Cody Bellinger: 123➡️110
Jasson Dominguez: 100➡️81

The question I have for Yankee fans is why? Why has the majority of the roster underachieved this year?

[Eli @degenEli]

"but he's 2/11 vs Manaea"
https://t.co/eVlnxaj8SV

[Eli @degenEli]

https://t.co/eVlnxaj8SV

[Eli @degenEli]

https://t.co/eVlnxaj8SV

[Eli @degenEli]

Soccer is the worst

[Eli @degenEli]

Malik Tillman clearly the best kicker of soccer balls in the universe

[Eli @degenEli]

@fddkfsc I think you need help man lmao

[Eli @degenEli]

@tommypicklers I am, actually.

[Eli @degenEli]

Can’t wait to mow the grass of everyone on my block at 7am tomorrow. Hope the fuckers that will be up for two more hours exploding things won’t mind, they probably won’t be hungover.

[Eli @degenEli]

😂 what does this even mean lmao

[Joseph @Joseph_Avina23]

@degenEli The very passive aggressive liberal mindset

[Eli @degenEli]

What are they gonna say?

“Eli I know we haven’t mowed the grass since we bought the house several years ago because you always just do it for free and we literally don’t even own a lawn mower but can you not mow our grass for free rn?”

Doubt it.

[Eli @degenEli]

Can’t wait to mow the grass of everyone on my block at 7am tomorrow. Hope the fuckers that will be up for two more hours exploding things won’t mind, they probably won’t be hungover.

[Eli @degenEli]

https://t.co/AV9MZ0NmLU

[Eli @degenEli]

Very rarely I'll throw an SGP or two in, and if there's a heavy day game slate and a heavy night game slate, I'll play a ticket/rr for each, but usually with the risk cut in half.

During baseball season, 95+% of the time this is correct. One $10 parlay, one $15 RR per day.

[CarLowz AlcaKnight @carlowzalcanite]

@degenEli Is this after one $10 HR lay a day and a RR, or do you bet other stuff too?

[Eli @degenEli]

Is this good?
https://t.co/AV9MZ0NmLU

[Eli @degenEli]

Still the best

https://t.co/AV9MZ0NmLU

[Eli @degenEli]

Two full cashes and a bunch of RR’s BEFORE the all star break while placing one wager per day.

We’re ahead of schedule. And also I’m the best.

[Eli @degenEli]

Still the best

https://t.co/AV9MZ0NmLU

[Jaysun924 @jaysun924]

@degenEli The HR GOAT! 1 play a day. Can’t complain man! Felt good to start July like this.