John C. Deger

life enthusiast. The boy who lived.

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Hey @TheBigHurt_35 New Glarus beer with a splash of your amazing new FT35 Peach is a real Home Run! Thanks for the memories! #HurtsSoGood

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@WatchMarquee

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Is every NFL franchise required to report to Adam Schefter or is he just really fucking nosey?

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Hey @TripleH and @WWE , when will the Showcase of the Immortals come to Branson, MO? Got a lot of hungry fans out here! #WrestleManiaBranson #ChooseBransonNotVegas #BransonStrong

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@FanDuel Superbowl or engagement ring? Please specify before me & my mates make our bets

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How do CTA operators look themselves in the mirror at night when telling rush hour commuters that there's an immediate follower knowing damn well there isn't another for 20+ minutes? #BloodOnTheirTracks

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Au revoir Pee-wee 😢 Thanks for the memories.

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And they forgot Topol #OscarSoKanye #Oscars,2023

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Why do I only seem to get texts from mayoral and other municipal candidates when they want something from me?

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Can @NFL analysts please stop acting "hip" by wearing gym shoes with their suits? #PleaseAndThankYou #NFL #ActProfessiobal

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TLR @TonyLaRussa ! my pal is getting married & realized managing a great marriage is a lot like managing a great ball club. Coming to watch you 7/9 for bachelor party. Thoughts on beer deck?? Thx

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Is @Kohls cash the OG crypto?

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Golden chalices & cups are singlehandedly taking over @LoveisBlindShow season 2. All hail our new golden overlords!!!

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@BaldBryan Happy #sportsball Day!

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Will there be a replica Cleopatra's egg available at @WWEShop in time for the holidays??? #GotToHaveIt #blackfridaysale

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Don't worry, there will be plenty of other content to watch on the @WatchMarquee this fall 😡😭😡😭 #NoCubsNo #FlyTheL

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Handsome Kris Bryant sporting the replica @astros Jose Altuve cheating unit. #AllStarGame2021

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@WWE But is Brain Strowman still on the roster?? 🧠

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Anyone still cutting their @StellaArtois draft suds with a butter knife? #AskingForAFriend