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Aspiring artist and now professional writer. D&D 3.5/5e, Cthulhu 7QS player. 50th level Snarcomancer. CONSERVATIVE. Deal with it. #TRUMP2020

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Forgot I hadn't posted this newer, better pic of Phougc Fallstaff, Archsage of Dylath-Leen

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@Loriaborealis1 @KristySwansonXO Can you imagine Mel Brooks even contemplating Blazing Saddles today?

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@dbeldr @kirstiealley I dunno, pretty accurate the first time...seems like males ARE being punished for having male plumbing.

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@opticblast81 @michaeljknowles Unfortunately, using your example, what happened is Hitler got a free pass while Bundy is getting prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Our stance is BOTH should be held accountable.

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@JoeBiden Unless you're a Democrat. Speaking of, how is Hunter adjusting to his new position of Secretary of Hookers and Blow?

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@OutOfFucksQueen I didn't see much concern over Democrat politicians fronting the bail and legal fees for Antifa and BLM rioters.

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@JoeBiden Screw yourself, you commie traitor.

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@tedcruz @michaeljknowles Anyone ever tell you that you look a little like David Grohl from Foo Fighters?

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@BreitbartNews MY BODY, MY CHOICE. NO MASK, NO VAX.

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@realDailyWire I'm confused. Queer men like men, right? So if Ellen, a gay woman, is now Elliot, a queer man, wouldn't logic dictate that Ellen likes men? Ergo she has transitioned full circle to a heterosexual woman?

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@freak1ngawesome WOW. That beauty is a Molly Hatchet album cover waiting to happen!

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@catturd2 He's the new Secretary of Hookers and Blow

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@marklevinshow MediaAIN'T

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@KristySwansonXO I wonder who Mary Jo Kopechne voted for

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The Left are saying Okay, #BidenCheated but not by enough to change the outcome.

1st, he cheated. That disqualifies him. 2nd, if he didn't cheat by enough to win, then he's also an idiot. Who the hell cheats by too little to win??

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@NBCNews @LesterHoltNBC @NBCNightlyNews Didn't you lying morons already investigate Trump? For nearly FOUR YEARS? And not only DIDN'T find evidence against him, but found REAMS of evidence against Biden, Clinton, Comey, and dozens more of your Commie pals?

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@kirstiealley Never fails to amaze how these socialist wusses are so quick to call us Nazis while completely ignoring the fact that the word Nazi is an abbreviation for National Socialists (Nationalsozialistische in the original German)

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@DailyCaller Can't wait to see how she feels about Trump pardoning people when SHE is the one behind bars.

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@Alyssa_Milano Let's see how ready you are to move #ForwardTogether when Trump wins and Biden and his pals go to jail.

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@KristySwansonXO He ain't wrong

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@RepRoKhanna It would mean that people in government have frickin' clue what they're doing, but want to bribe idiots to keep voting for them.