Packed like sardines on an Exeter Stagecoach bus that’s sputtering, screeching, and sounding like it’ll break down any second. 🐟🚍🔧
If we don't make it to the high street, just throw us back into the Exe Estuary! 🌊
#Exeter#PackedLikeSardines#PublicTransit#TransitFail
We Prefer Just Tea, Please. ☕️
A simple way to remember the first 5 Doctors:
W → William Hartnell
P → Patrick Troughton
J → Jon Pertwee
T → Tom Baker
P → Peter Davison
W-P-J-T-P 🚀
#DoctorWho#Doctors
Absolute state of this. 😭 As if the hosepipe ban wasn't already a faff, now I've got to trudge next door, make awkward small talk with Brenda, and borrow her watering can just to keep the spuds alive. Bloody brilliant. Peak Britain. ☕️🇬🇧 #HosepipeBan#UKWeather#Scandal
SCORCHED Exeter’s iconic Cathedral Green has turned completely yellow under the baking heatwave.☀️🍂With the historic lawns parched down to a dry crisp, a spokesperson for the cathedral admitted they are quite literally "praying for rain."🌧️#Exeter#DevonWeather
FIFA DISGRACE: 30-minute pop concert planned for World Cup Final halftime at MetLife. Fans say enough is enough. BYOB, Bring Your Own Ball, mass pitch invasion kickabout to bypass the circus and bring back real football. #FIFADisgrace#WorldCup2026#Football
Who knew Donald Trump was such a football rules expert? 🧠⚽️ If he could master the FIFA code to get Balogun's ban suspended, maybe we can get him to look at the rulebook and sort out Jarell Quansah's 2-match mess for England too!
#WorldCup2026#FairPlay@fifacom
BONG! 🔔 Big Ben strikes 1:00 AM! 🇬🇧🏆It is time to wake up, Three Lions fans! This is your official 2026 World Cup wake-up call for the huge matches happening across the Atlantic! 🦁🦁🦁
England #WorldCup2026#ThreeLions
Skydiving past airport customs might be the only guaranteed way into the 2026 World Cup.
Before you blow your savings on a match ticket, here's how to survive the madness of flights, hotels & fan-zone prices without going bankrupt.
#WorldCup2026#FootballTravel#TravelTips
World Cup tickets were too expensive… so I left Earth instead.” 🚀⚽️ .
When FIFA wants $32k for a seat, paying for a rocket booster and a literal spacewalk just feels like the more financially responsible choice. 🪐🧑🚀 #WorldCup2026#SpaceTourism#Inflation#SpaceWalk
🌿 Unwind with "Eight Along the Lake." Let the gentle acoustic guitar and beautiful visuals wash away the stress of your day.Listen to this soothing ambient-folk lullaby here:👉 https://t.co/CPa0jcKDV8
#AmbientMusic#FolkMusic#Lullaby#Relaxation#Acoustic
Through every season in Barley Valley 🍂❄️🌷☀️
“Lullaby to a Loyal Companion” is a tribute to daily walks, quiet moments, and the beautiful soul with the white star on their chest 🐾
Watch here: https://t.co/FEagFMRyfy
#DogLover#NatureWalks#PetTribute#LoyalCompanion
SHOCK! Exeter choir picked for OFFICIAL England 2026 World Cup anthem
They'll record next month in London with a MYSTERY celebrity singer famous for playing football on a comedian's team
We all screamed says director Ari Pollof
#WorldCup#England
The Velvet Forest Symphony
In that velvet forest, a curious listener knew every sound held a secret. Not just ears, but heart tuned in—uncovering hidden notes. The forest wasn’t silent; it was waiting to be composed. A quiet world, humming with magic. #Writing#Atmosphere
Which wizard hat slays hardest? Vote your ranking from best to worst: A, B, C, D! Drop your order + reasons why in replies—e.g., "B > A > D > C because B's porkpie vibe is peak menace magic." 🧙♂️💥 (Pics attached) #BreakingPotter#HatVote#wizardworld#magic#poling
The Things We Left Recording
This is Marley’s log. The recorder hums under my paw, my worn red collar warm. Strangers breathe nearby no longer strangers. The world feels thin, like it’s listening. I was told to remember everything… so I am.