La De Guzman

I am a man of fortune, and I must seek my fortune

[La De Guzman @deguzmanito]

Good shit nigga we ate off that twin

[John Thyroid @banay_john]

Ray Peat said to always try your best and never give up

[La De Guzman @deguzmanito]

Ramses: The Market Hasn’t Done the Math yet

[optimist @optimist]

https://t.co/D1aBzxJws5

[La De Guzman @deguzmanito]

Twin we all gonna make it

[La De Guzman @deguzmanito]

@thokani @hdegroott Sparsity Airlines

[La De Guzman @deguzmanito]

For breakfast I ate three corns before high school. During second period my stomach went off like an atomic bomb. I sprinted to the toilet but didn’t even have time to sit down — I literally shit my pants.Some LTN classmate was already in there with me. After ten minutes of shitting, a line had formed outside. I knew I had to be the first one out so they’d blame him. It was life or death. I walked out of the bathroom with shit in my pants, but luckily I was PSL 6.8. A girl looked at me and wanted me right then and there. She didn’t even smell the shit. Then my classmate came out after me, people caught the smell, and everyone started laughing. Game is game.

[hexumlite @hexumlite]

The star quarterback for my high school farted in the middle of class while sitting next to me and blamed it on me.

Everybody believed him including the teacher which ultimately led to me getting kicked out of the class and humiliated by the teacher.

If you are attractive people will subconsciously think you smell better and you will get the hygiene trust halo.

I also believe women will be less inclined to make you condommaxx as they think you are less likely to have an STD

I’ll never forget this brutal moment

[evening @eveningxbt]

Easiest way to get your license suspended is to upload a video of you speeding going 140 (70mph speed limit) on Twitter for all to see (including law enforcement) 👍

[La De Guzman @deguzmanito]

Down only

[La De Guzman @deguzmanito]

bought 1M FWA

I believe i can ended my challenge from 4.8k - 100k on this trade man

[La De Guzman @deguzmanito]

all in in laptop we all gonna make it boys

[La De Guzman @deguzmanito]

@mk4_lul @Sokio8D “launch laptop is bad idea”

[La De Guzman @deguzmanito]

@testdumbass i need to study your conviction

[La De Guzman @deguzmanito]

bought 1M FWA

I believe i can ended my challenge from 4.8k - 100k on this trade man

[La De Guzman @deguzmanito]

Anyway i dont hate these guys for being insiders or other stuff but sometimes i think if u only have a money behind your soul? Who are really you? Its so boring to saw these cars, watchs, money

[La De Guzman @deguzmanito]

memecoins traders cant trade on perps but perps traders can easily trade memecoins

something to think about

[La De Guzman @deguzmanito]

@LehmanFarters lead us to Sandihnalla

[La De Guzman @deguzmanito]

@LehmanFarters incredible tech

[La De Guzman @deguzmanito]

my sandih tingling

[Lehman Farters @LehmanFarters]

Just the start. Cooking.

[La De Guzman @deguzmanito]

@ThinkingUSD Rasmr