Dehbee E. J

[Onuoha Lorenzo @unkle_renzoo]

It’s not fair ooo

Nigerians it’s not fair how we just quit on each other any slight chance we get.

[IS THIS TWEET AI GENERATED? @StudentByNature]

So this APC supporter asked me to go and hug transformer because I said I would not vote for Tinubu.
I hugged the transformer for 12 hours straight, nothing happened. No light.
Please everyone should get their PVCs

[Harley knows you are lonely and so she @miss_ezeani]

Prime, Netflix left Nigeria.
TikTok, Instagram doesn’t pay Nigerian creators because low priority, guess why?
Twitter, Facebook and YouTube pay way less per Nigerian viewer.
Roll outs, perks, only get to us after years of creators in other climes enjoying them.

There’s no light.
There’s no regulation of rent.
Data tariff increases depending on the network provider’s mood.
Fuel is 1300 per liter.
Fuel has become lighter, evaporates quicker.
5 liters of 2022 is not same as now.

But yeah!!! Bring your tax.
File your tax!

I won’t give you job but if you create one for yourself, I still won’t make it easy for you because I’ll make sure bulk of your money goes to rent payment and electricity. And things will also get ridiculously expensive because $1 is 1450 naira.

But yeah, FILE YOUR FUCKING TAX!!!
We pay VAT per online transaction.
We pay VAT per light purchase.
We pay VAT per every purchase or transaction.
But hold on… FILE YOUR TAX!!!!

And no matter what ridiculousness that happens, we swear that the “next one” that will “definitely” be our tipping point.

Bloody hell!

[Benita🫧🎀 @benitakegbe]

I think people pretend to hate plantain.

[Halimah Ahmed @ahmedhalimah02]

Me: Dad I want to make my hair

Him : Go and make it now

Me: Money

Him: How much?

Me 3500 ( in my head; attachment x2=800, stylist=1000, transport and miscellaneous =1000. Pocket the rest)

Him: Ha! Isn’t it better if you barb it? My barber takes 100, it is when I want to dash him money that I pay 200

Me: OK goes back to my room

30 minutes later

Him: Aren’t you making your hair again?

Me: But you said I should go and cut it now

Him: you better do quick. I will not wait for you o. I’m going to town now.

Me : Rushed to the bathroom to take a bath and get ready

He drops me at the saloon

Him: Call me him when you’re done and gives me 3500

2hrs later he calls, are you done? I’m going home o

Me: We’re not even half done. I’ll just meet you at home

Him: aren’t you hungry

Me: I am very hungry, but I’ll just buy mineral and biscuits.

Him: OK don’t stay out too late.

Me: OK sir

A few moments later he calls again to ask how many of us were in the saloon? My dad brought food for all 3 of us. The woman making my hair asked if he was my boyfriend and I said my Dad, the other lady said maybe she is his only child. This man has 9 of us and he is like that with every single one

He went ahead to wait 2 extra hours just to take me home, so I don’t have to go home by myself at night.

Also the first to compliment my hair even though he complained about it being too much and too long.

That man has loved me my entire life, being actively present and I would give him the entire universe if I could.

[BSAT Properties @BSAT_Properties]

SAD BUT TRUE 😢 WHAT A WRITE UP!

Akara and Pap was breakfast served every morning in a hostel of 100 people.

Out of the 100, 80 didn’t like it. They complained daily, saying they were tired and wanted something different.

But the remaining 20 were satisfied. They liked it just as it was.

To solve the issue, the warden introduced a simple rule: Every night, everyone would vote for what they wanted to eat the next morning. The meal with the highest number of votes would be served.

So every night, the 20 who loved Akara and Pap voted for it—with one voice.

But the 80 who didn’t like it were never united. Their votes went in different directions:

18 for Bread and Tea

16 for Yam and Egg Sauce

14 for Jollof Rice

12 for Spaghetti

10 for Indomie

10 for Moi Moi and Pap

Can u guess what the result was every single time?

Akara and Pap kept winning, Not because it was the best, but because the people who didn’t want it were too divided to agree on anything else.

In Nigeria, many are tired of the same old hardship, bad governance and recycled leadership.

We know who and what the real problems are.

But even those who want change are divided—along tribal lines, party names, personal interest, ego, ambition etc.

2027 might seem far away, but it's already around the corner. If we don’t learn from this story, we will wake up again to another bitter round of the same “meal” we’ve been served for ages.

This Is a Salient Message
THERE'S POWER IN UNITY, NOT JUST IN NUMBERS.

A United Minority Is More Formidable Than A Divided Majority.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

© Unknown Author

[iDAN 🦸🏽 @dangbanamanager]

Dear Nigerians open your eyes and brain

[The journey of A Christian lady @ThejourneyofACL]

I'm passing the phone to a woman who is about to walk into everything she has been praying for and more💛

[Amirahbby💕💕💕. @amirahhjpg]

6 Semesters🥹
4 (5.0) GPAs
5 First Class GPAs
Youngest Student in My Class🥹!!!

Graduated as BGS from the COLLEGE OF MEDICINE UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS at 20!!!

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

God is so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so incredibly good!

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

Trust me, no woman is happy when she’s not financially stable either.

[𝐿𝑢𝑠ℎ//𝑃𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑢𝑚𝑒 𝑃𝑙𝑢𝑔 ❤︎ @ms___dale]

My favorite news ever is hearing that someone beat cancer and rang the bell. I don’t even have to know them, but it really does give me so much joy.

[DemiLade @Iameniolamyde]

Do you genuinely believe that prayer works?? If yes, repost.

[Funke Akindele @funkeakindele]

Records are milestones, not the mission. From A Tribe Called Judah grossing 1B to Behind The Scenes crossing 2B and still counting, this is God in motion. And i’m most grateful to my maker and return all the glory to him. The lesson remains unchanged: serve the story, respect the audience, refine the craft, and let the work earn its applause.

[IGBO History & Facts @IgboHistoFacts]

Dr. Ijeoma Akunyili, the daughter of the late Prof. Dora Akunyili, has been appointed Chief Medical Officer of Jersey City Medical Center, USA.

She becomes the first Black physician to lead the hospital since its founding in 1882.

Let's retweet to celebrate her! 🙏

[Macho @Avatar_Macho]

There is no “bro code” when it comes to rape and abuse

[✧ @cessonmute]

teach your kids that cooking and cleaning are basic life skills. not gender roles

[Cindy☘️ @Indemosyd]

Where certificates and qualifications cannot take you, may grace take you there

[ً @prinkasusa]

if you choose A WORKING WOMAN, you must accept that she CANNOT manage a house full time by herself. if you choose A HOUSEWIFE who can take care of and manage the household completely, you need to accept that she DOES NOT MAKE MONEY and you will have to provide for everything. if you choose a SUBMISSIVE WOMAN, you should accept that she DEPENDS on you to lead. if you choose to be with a STRONG WOMAN, you should accept that she is STUBBORN and has her own thoughts and ways

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

I’m tired of being the “Omo, wetin we go come do like this?” friend.

I want to be the “I can spare this amount,it should cover 80% of what you need” friend,
I want to be “Is that all? Please send me your details” friend.

I want to be the “I know you didn’t ask,but I just sent your rent to your account, you have one less thing to worry about” friend.

I want to be a blessing to myself, those around me,even strangers.

So help me God,Amen.