@nanomom0 it's not necessary to accumulate resources and raise children your entire life
but also childfree people sure post a lot about it, are frequently miserable, and massively despise children and people with them
@Klaige virgin strive anji that summons his wife to do a magic trick with your health bar, goes home to play videogames for 5 hours and make a tasty dinner (made with love)
fighting game player that holds Goldlewis and Ram's hands while they're bedridden with atherosclerosis from too many cheeseburgers while Faust gives them 2 months to live and throws some bananas and hammers
Credit: @dehsoofgc
@makeupafgplayer@dehsoofgc Faust steps lightly into the room, bag head hung low, and quietly closes the door behind him before starting in a hushed tone. "I'm sorry..." he all but whispers. "The tests came back positive. You have two months to live..." He pulls out a trumpet and plays a jaunty little tune.
@nanomom0 coldweather tips&tricks:
1. walking really fast is thermogenic
2. you can tell it's below 0F when your nosehairs freeze when you inhale
3. you can tell it's below -20F when your nosehairs don't unfeeeze when you exhale