Mr. Big Safe

I buy a hot dog stand if I'm tryna be frank

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

George Carlin's standup over footage of Splinter from the live Ninja Turtles show from the '90s 🤣 so good

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

Kenny Atkinson saying the Cavs won 2 games analytically speaking

[Rohan Katti @RKattiJr]

The Spurs make me upset at how elite they are for how young they are

[Mr. Big Safe @deibelb]

@ayroned Led the team in tackling and he was a part of or around almost every tackle the pay two season for the ducks. Flys to the ball.

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

Not now bro game's on

[Synthetic Sports @SyntheticSports]

Being a fan of this franchise is hell

[Travonne Edwards @Travonne]

tom dundon cheap ass shouldn’t of bought that team

someone once said why have a bad bitch if you not gonna show her off and right now tom
not showing off his bad bitch

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

What if the Blazers repel Dame down from the rafters for Game 1 like Sting

[Bill Oram @billoram]

What a great, gritty win by the Blazers to secure the 7-seed. Came back from 11 down in the fourth and made winning plays down the stretch. Jerami Grant came up huge in his return.

[Sean Highkin @highkin]

Jerami Grant upgraded to questionable for tomorrow’s play-in game after missing the final seven games of the regular season with a right calf strain.

If he goes, the Blazers will be fully healthy (sans Dame obviously) for literally the first time all season.

[Joon Lee @joonlee]

If Wemby can’t defend a shot, it can’t be defended

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

My Eastbay mag had so many things circled. No orders.

[Nate Holdren @n_hold]

'Look I'm a realist. The blood god needs blood. He needs skulls for his skull throne. I get it. I'm CIA, no one loves blood and skulls more than I do. I'm just saying we have to do this stuff according to the proper procedures as recorded in our big book made from human skin.'

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

When you ban snowballs fights, only criminals will have snowballs

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

One of the best to ever do it.

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Chris Paul is gone.
D-Wade is gone.
Duncan is gone.
Shaq is gone.
Dirk is gone.
KG is gone.
AI is gone.
Melo is gone.
Pierce is gone.
Rondo is gone.
Nash is gone.
Bosh is gone.
Ray is gone.
Yao is gone.
T-Mac is gone.
Linsanity is gone.
Scalabrine is gone.
Your childhood is over.

[Greg Lukianoff @glukianoff]

I plan to badly abuse this knowledge

[BythePeople @BythePeople18]

No amount of money will ever be enough for today's oligarchs. That's why I support a 95% tax rate on any money earned over $10M. They will claim it disincentivizes them to work. I say, good. Then we won't have to watch as they try to take over every aspect of our lives.