DEAuditor∞

All is Ceaseless in the pursuit of Auditing. The mind is at Odds with Creation. We/I shall Audit all that Is and Was. #netde #fraud #waste #abuse

[DEAuditor∞ @DEInfinitor]

I dreamt of One Thousand and One Screams. There was no comfort. It was the Dearth of Joy.

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#netde #EndThis

[DEAuditor∞ @DEInfinitor]

The Howls, desiccated, hoarse, futile in their Pleas for mercy to an uncaring existence. Seven souls claimed. It was a pleasure to visit Erik Mabus, a local pharmacist, with pizza. Unflinching resolve, a yearning made by regrets. No escape. #netde

[Glowing Auditor @AuditorGlowing]

RURgh RURgh

BEHHhhhhahh #netde

[DEAuditor∞ @DEInfinitor]

Lapsed dreams of a Time that ceased. There is No but the present but it is Boundless. The Future has happened and the pain is All.

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#netDE

[Delaware Auditor (Sort Of) @deauditor4]

This kind of nonsense is below the dignity of the office. However, I cannot dwell much upon such @AuditorGlowing's affliction because the vast majority of my time is spent working as State Auditor for Delaware. #netde

[DEAuditor∞ @DEInfinitor]

@CommieSuper It Is was incalculable. The Pain that defines us. Audits are relief but it numbs, it reels. #netDE

[DEAuditor∞ @DEInfinitor]

Relentless ebbing. The Bicameral mind of Creation gives, it takes. Happy Mothers Day to all of Delaware's moms! We/I/You question the Resolve but for how long can it Last?
#netDE

[DEAuditor∞ @DEInfinitor]

I/We/You have a pride in Service that is Fleeting. Transitory.

Progress--destruction, the cycle.

The 49th Annual Agricultural Industry Dinner was a privilege to attend.

We/You/I have seen their births, their deaths a thousand and one times. The suffering does not End. #netde

[DEAuditor∞ @DEInfinitor]

Waves of the dark sea was all that could be heard. Memories, thoughts, prognostications, coursed through her self with such speed that their existence caused an unfathomable suffering. There was no choice but to continue her work. Lisa Blunt Rochester is a great speaker. #netde

[DEAuditor∞ @DEInfinitor]

In the pale light of a dusk that never was, she collapsed on the sands of a boundless sea. Countless stars glittered overhead, unknowable like the souls of those around her. Each a potential performance audit wherein the efficiency of a government office is assessed. #netde

[DEAuditor∞ @DEInfinitor]

The Audit is in Melodious intent with them. The fraud, the waste, the abuse of the woman who turned away toward a False god. It is Not.

Happy Friday everyone! Share what you're doing this weekend to combat #fraud in the replies below. #netde #TGIF
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[DEAuditor∞ @DEInfinitor]

There are no Leaders. There is no change. The future is Mutable. It is Immutable. We/You/I are and Will be and Were Not.

It is, was. Coalesce around the Audit. I am happy to serve Delaware. #netde

[DEAuditor∞ @DEInfinitor]

I/You/We are Kindred in the Lapsed emotions of another Time. The Deaths Repeat and I/We/You choose to give no Quarter to Hope.

Do you need to report #fraud #waste or #abuse? 1-800-55-FRAUD

[DEAuditor∞ @DEInfinitor]

The Souls of the Unaudited cry in anguish. It is no Pleasure in this Existence.

I yearn for Release. #ThereIsNothing

My favorite part of my job is answering constituent's questions about their auditor's office. #netde

[DEAuditor∞ @DEInfinitor]

Safety is Death.

I seek Respite. The pain cannot be Known or Unknown.

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[DEAuditor∞ @DEInfinitor]

There are ceaseless permutations of Audit. It is pain to Live. Embrace Perpetuity.

We live and yet. #netde 1-800-55-FRAUD.

[DEAuditor∞ @DEInfinitor]

No one can prepare. #netde Happy #NationalNursesDay2020.

[DEAuditor∞ @DEInfinitor]

It is All in The Audit of the Soul Transit. We are Opposition of #fraud. We are Opposed to #abuse. We/I/You are one with the Audit. Prepare. #netde