At 18: “I don’t do small boys.”
At 23: “I can’t date my age mate.”
At 26: “I like older men.”
At 30: “why are you men only interested in younger girls, date your mates instead.”
Nothing else if you ignore league MVPs, Finals MVPs, all-NBA’s, all-defense, all-star appearances, all star MVPs, points, rebounds, assists, blocks & steals. lmao