I started working out a little in October and it activated my "fight a bear" Slavic genes and now I've gained weight and inches just from new muscle. 🤦♀️
I complimented my 19-year old employee on his Evangelion tattoo and instantly became the coolest boss, but then I followed up with "yeah I grew up watching it" and I think I lost every cool point..
me as a fujoshi in the greek agora selling my hand drawn achilles x patroclus doujinshi when i spot my arch nemesis who ships patroclus x achilles giving a speech about the reasons why she thinks achilles bottoms and the philosophers are listening to her instead of buying my douj