Deirdre

My life is just a mess of awkward moments.

[Deirdre @deirdreniamh]

@subaru_usa please help my friend get a new transmission for his Xtrek! He loves his car so much he’s singing this song just for you!

[Deirdre @deirdreniamh]

Coworker #1: why is polio coming back?
Coworker #2: because of all the illegals coming in
Coworker #1: did we get that shot?
Coworker #2: we did, not the younger generation

What…..

[Deirdre @deirdreniamh]

There’s nothing like coming back to work after a week off and hearing “I have turtle toes” while another coworker clips their nails loudly in their office and another spills toner everywhere.

[Deirdre @deirdreniamh]

@Airbnb is a disgusting company who only cares about keeping their “super hosts” happy even if they threatens their guest to not leave a public review.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

MISSED CONNECTIONS: You, enormous, with dark hair and innumerable eyes. Me, shrieking and flailing my arms uncontrollably.

[Deirdre @deirdreniamh]

And now, they just updated my friend to the standby list……what is happening. So unprofessional. @AirCanada @TorontoPearson

[Deirdre @deirdreniamh]

A few reasons why I hate @AirCanada today, they crowd our flight, don’t answer our calls and now we’re missing our flight possibly because we have to go thru security for a second time and just now our bag is getting flagged and needs to be checked? 20 minutes before our flight…

[Deirdre @deirdreniamh]

Over the past week we’ve called @AirCanada at least once a day if not more and have been hung up on every time…..their customer service is non-existent

[Deirdre @deirdreniamh]

Day #17 of trying to call @AirCanada , yet again we were on the phone for at least an hour waiting to speak to someone when we got hung up on….

[Deirdre @deirdreniamh]

@AirCanada there’s a heatwave, why is this line frozen over in Toronto? We have a connecting flight we will miss because everyone is confused where to go and what to do

[Deirdre @deirdreniamh]

@StitchcraftNY @confettinoodles ❤️

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Most animals look like they want a hug, but unfortunately, they do not.

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Thread. This is important. If you find yourself getting defensive, well, if the shoe fits.

[Angie Davis ❤️’s Peen @AngieDavisHaha]

Teach men how to handle rejection, and seek mental help without judgment if their urges are to harm others.

Instead of teaching girls: never go out alone. Carry pepper spray. Hold keys to jab your attacker. Kick out a tail light if put in the trunk. Etc, etc, etc, etc.

[confetti! @hiconfetti]

hi there! i'm amanda, i'm a baby streamer and i'm really just trying to make friends! come hang with me as i attempt to be somewhat decent at video games! you can find me at
https://t.co/72mBXugi1L

[Deirdre @deirdreniamh]

I need to stop telling every new person I meet how terrifying moose are.......will I though? Not anytime soon!

[Deirdre @deirdreniamh]

Wild Wild West 🌵 @ Sedona, Arizona https://t.co/fv0Ww8BuTQ

[Deirdre @deirdreniamh]

@priceline your insurance that we bought on our tickets, is really misleading in what it actually does to protect the customer.

[Deirdre @deirdreniamh]

@priceline my friend and I have been waiting for you to call us back, is there really a 3 hour wait time?

[Deirdre @deirdreniamh]

@priceline can you please help us?