Deitzy

I don’t have time...

[Deitzy @Deitzy01]

Honestly if you want things done right, just do it yourself.

[Deitzy @Deitzy01]

In every lifetime…

[Akira @Akir_a997]

Be brutally honest. In your next life, would you choose your dad to be your dad again?

[Deitzy @Deitzy01]

The lady on Should I Marry a Murderer is dopey as hell.

[Deitzy @Deitzy01]

This is your reminder to throw away some of your plastic bags. You don’t need all them damn bags!

[Deitzy @Deitzy01]

@daisyonthercks Long shot

[Deitzy @Deitzy01]

It’s me up at 12:30 am reading because this book is so damn good. Thank you @daisyonthercks

[Deitzy @Deitzy01]

Shit is wild…

[shunnii🫦 @ashantisearra]

I hate my own attitude sometimes like girl please not today

[Deitzy @Deitzy01]

1 year and still haven’t received my passport 🤯

[Deitzy @Deitzy01]

He cleared her with the first move tbh!

[Tempesttdenise @tempesttdenise]

Parents make their children have a dance off when they fight. 😂😂

I should have done this 😂😂😂

[Deitzy @Deitzy01]

Adulting my mama is stressful…

[Deitzy @Deitzy01]

Delivering a baby in the corridor of my job was not on 2026 bingo card!😅

[Deitzy @Deitzy01]

If my job ever ask me to do 4 days shifts in a row again, it’s very important that I say no!😭😭

[Deitzy @Deitzy01]

Should be illegal for me to be at work today 😭

[Deitzy @Deitzy01]

Loll my daddy and momma would return all that shit. They don’t play 😭especially my daddy. IYKY

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

hardworking mother breaks down after her 7-year-old son complains to a stranger that she’s only getting him 7 gifts for Christmas this year. She says one of the gifts is a PS5 and is sad that her son is behaving this way. What would you do in this situation? 🎁 🤔

[FunkLip @funkomi]

These two showers serve completely different purposes, actually.

So, yes.

[Deitzy @Deitzy01]

My coworkers just told me, “The only way I can like you people is drunk” and felt 😂😭😭

[•KAMVA• @kamvag_]

Hi, do you know what you ate? 🥺

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I wanna say “fck this job” every day but it's actually a cool job I just be wanting to lay down

[222 @yuckgal]

girl im in healthcare bye

[Ari @TheDarkskinGirl]

Steal it if you have to, PLEASE.