FunkLip

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[FunkLip @funkomi]

It took me 28 billable hours to get out this little overachiever. I hope he pays me a bonus, I deserve 😂🤍

[MTZ @Tobeech]

Former Met Police commissioner Cressida Dick has been working for Palantir as a paid adviser for the last year https://t.co/mAIJ7aspQO

[FunkLip @funkomi]

This is insanity actually.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

This is massive government overreach. We pay our taxes for the tax authorities to snoop on our AI chat history. Orwellian abuse of civil liberties.

[FunkLip @funkomi]

Hanifa back! I like it 🫶🏾

[FunkLip @funkomi]

@NShotunde Whatever it is sign me up!

[FunkLip @funkomi]

I thank social media for coming up with this silly performative crinkum crankum cause I would genuinely LOVE this irl 😂

[INTERIOR PORN @INTERIORPORN1]

Did he just… make the perfect girl dinner?

[FunkLip @funkomi]

They are ready for inspection and collection 💎. Never done this before I’m so excited 🥳

[FunkLip @funkomi]

Buying myself diamonds today. I can’t get it out of my head and I kinda want them to be a gift from me to me.

[FunkLip @funkomi]

Who is really winning between me and consumerism. I have finished all my cleansing balm samples and now its like my skin isnt really clean without it!? 😒

[FunkLip @funkomi]

@thelordbaeIish Its making me sick.

[FunkLip @funkomi]

@data_barbs @elisee_xo 👀👀. Okay. I “won’t drink”.

[FunkLip @funkomi]

@BlackBerryTina Get to it. I will like it seven times! 😂

[FunkLip @funkomi]

@data_barbs @elisee_xo You can’t tell me not to drive to East London please. But so glad my wishes are coming true so soon. 🫶🏾

[FunkLip @funkomi]

@elisee_xo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ash @theashrb]

Lol I can assure you that absolutely nobody ethnic asked for this 🤣

[FunkLip @funkomi]

@elisee_xo 🤣🤣

[FunkLip @funkomi]

@LateefSaka He sounds like Dami 😅. I think Nigerians must be prevalent in black culture in Ireland cause this is crazy.

[FunkLip @funkomi]

@theliammayo Yeah, in my experience this issue doesn’t really happen amongst friends.

Its more when you have been invited to a larger dinner amongst a mixed group.

[FunkLip @funkomi]

Everyone can do what they want but once you agree to a dinner with 10+ people you just have to accept you are splitting the bill and act accordingly.
Can’t be doing quadratic equations to save £14.38.

[FunkLip @funkomi]

@ckayibiz Yh when with your people its a complete non-issue. But when its an invite for a mixed group. I just stay ready. If ppl insist on calculating I’m paying first and ✌🏾💨

[FunkLip @funkomi]

@itsshabs Very much on edge. That place was filled with tension. The song at the end was perfect 🤣

[FunkLip @funkomi]

Have they ever had to segregate the men and women in a #LoveIsBlind reunion before? Shambles.

[FunkLip @funkomi]

So LIB genuinely found the worst set of people imaginable for this season. Boston’s PR is in the mud 🫪

[FunkLip @funkomi]

@theashrb 🤣🤣🤣

[FunkLip @funkomi]

@seriesofthought Thats not typical here notwithstanding available technology.