deji

try/me

[toxic king @toxicking]

How somebody I cracked 1st night gon say I’m easy? Bitch WE easy

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

even for sleep, na how to guide i dey dream about.

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

Let me rub a alcohol pad behind your ear and let’s see what color it is

[Ayelen @Ayelendownie]

Getting horny from making someone else horny is so underrated

[cee @1ovesickkk]

sometimes i feel like im only meant for myself and no one will ever understand me deeply

[𝓫𝓸𝔂𝓡𝓲 @Boyravee]

You try to blend in with rich kids and they suggest the next pool party will be at your house

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i genuinely hate when lights are on for no reason

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

All my Snapchat fire don off because real fire dey catch my life

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

ngl if i was Aang i woulda had 20 BM's im tellin Katara im rebuilding the Air Nation

[Jay @Wavymafia]

I don’t be texting nobody for real. I be on TikTok and shit 😂😭😭

[Kachii💞 @Kachiiszn]

That feeling when a boiled egg peels perfectly without taking half the egg with it. >>>

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

for the sake of your mental health, always take mixed signals as a no.

[Gɪᴠᴇɴ Aʀᴇɴᴀs 🇨🇩 @itsBigSexy_]

Not only is it not Friday, it’s still JULY.

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

My friend I have unfortunate news for you

[pinkie @onlygirlonpluto]

im losing my spark can someone set me on fire

[Lugarhou 👹 @LugarhouAf1]

Do NOT get your ears professionally cleaned. The acoustics are too powerful. I just heard a woman’s menstrual cycle.

[yuna 𑣲⋆ @biteyuna]

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

who tf is keeping boss baby in the top 10 on netflix

[Hugh “The Wrench” Janus MBA @glizzy__goblin_]

Once Covid is over I’m going to get a girlfriend

[Tolulope @Tolu_ibr]

Being Nigerian