Jakob Kerkhove

[Jakob Kerkhove @dejakob]

@Apple @AppStore Without downloading, I know this app is a scam trying to hack people's socials. (Got an email from [email protected] claiming to be OpenAI LLC. This app is publicly available on the app store. Do you still validate apps that get submitted?
https://t.co/gLlwLRBo2j

[Jakob Kerkhove @dejakob]

@LaVanguardia @catalannews @el_pais

[Jakob Kerkhove @dejakob]

Hello @O2! I'm trying to login to my O2 to make changes, but since I'm abroad, I haven't received your SMS to log in. I tried to reach out, but can't find how through your website. Help?

[Jakob Kerkhove @dejakob]

Day one of begging @PepsiMaxUK to bring back Pepsi max Raspberry

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I am currently looking for a sponsorship with @PepsiMaxUK because my bills are getting out of hand

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@Magali_DeReu

[Jakob Kerkhove @dejakob]

Belgian court never fails to entertain #freeacid #ripsandadia @NathanxAcid

[Jakob Kerkhove @dejakob]

@RoyalMail I received an email that says that there was a "failed delivery attempt", but no one called at the front door or to the apartment.
Today it would be "redelivered", but nothing happened. Can you please tell me where my parcel ended up and how to get it? Thanks

[Jakob Kerkhove @dejakob]

@EndesaClientes Dear, I no longer live in Spain. I changed my bank account on your portal, but my payment still failed somehow. I contacted you via email and over the phone but without any luck. You're simply not allowing me to pay the bill. Don't sue me if it never gets paid.

[Jakob Kerkhove @dejakob]

Hold on, if I want to order a mobile phone subscription at @O2, I am required to already have a UK phone number? Not sure why they're doing that

[Jakob Kerkhove @dejakob]

Today I learned that if you want to run an ad for a comedy show on Reddit, which happens to be at a bar, it will be rejected due to their “alcohol policy” @Reddit @redditstatus

[Jakob Kerkhove @dejakob]

Tomorrow is my last show at @edringe! Get tickets now or hold your peace forever!

https://t.co/9IbtB89mX8

#EdFringe2023 #standupcomedy #actnormal #storytelling #DarkComedy

[Jakob Kerkhove @dejakob]

Hey, I'm doing a show at @edfringe this year. Come watch it! It's hilarious, and sad, but also hilarious, and sad. Just watch it, please. I need the support 🤣
https://t.co/9IbtB89mX8

#Fringe #edinburghfringe #EdFringe2023 #whattowatch #comedy #tragicomedy

[Jakob Kerkhove @dejakob]

@vueling at its best: already sent away from 4 check in desks, had 2 assistants running away and now queueing for the third time for over 20 mins. Luckily I came early to the airport right

[Jakob Kerkhove @dejakob]

@TallyForms @filipminev Hi! I created a form on Tallyforms for feedback and already sent out the emails with the links, but now the form is gone? Is there any way I can get it back?
https://t.co/q3A44Jpcyl

[Jakob Kerkhove @dejakob]

Doing my solo comedy show again tomorrow in Barcelona!

https://t.co/9IbtB89mX8

#englishcomedy #mentalhealth #thingstodoinbarcelona #thankgoditstuesday #tragicomedy #atypical #neurodiversity #barcelona

[Jakob Kerkhove @dejakob]

@elonmusk Says the dude who shot a fckin car into space

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Enjoying fibra internet from @jazztel_es, which might be the slowest in Europe at this point 🥳

[Jakob Kerkhove @dejakob]

Since my Spanish isn't that great, @jazztel_es has decided to call me every single day, so I can practice more. What a great deed.

[Jakob Kerkhove @dejakob]

I was born in #Belgium, a country with a dark colonial past, including massive genocide, slavery, and disturbing robbery of personal belongings.
Or... to quote how it was described in my high school history books: