lita ventura

pretty gurl rock, single girl slob.this is my blog dot com

[lita ventura @dejassa]

..ohhh I’m just up late, setting dick appointments 💅 like I never got off that bike 😂

[lita ventura @dejassa]

..the key to my heart is sharing food pics with the song lovers and friends as the background music 💦

[lita ventura @dejassa]

..IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[lita ventura @dejassa]

..self-observation: I listen to j. cole when I’m in my feelings. Anyone else get that?

[lita ventura @dejassa]

..why can’t I find a bangin gay lady queen who isn’t also a cat lady!? Hm?

[lita ventura @dejassa]

..women out in the PNW are the reason why writers for Lifetime have jobs.

[lita ventura @dejassa]

..surrounded by Zags 😩

[Kansas Men’s Basketball @KUHoops]

For our out of town Jayhawks…

Retweet this and we’ll pick 25 random fans to mail our poster to 😁

*Must be following our account*

[lita ventura @dejassa]

..when I leave Washington, I never want to see a (509)- number ever again in my life.

[lita ventura @dejassa]

..my discover page on Instagram be fucking with my ovaries. Got me tearing up over “baby’s first bath” fuck.

[Image.in @Imagein8]

.#StreetArt #UrbanArt

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Kyrie Irving is extremely generous:

· Bought George Floyd's mom a house
· Paid tuition for 9 HBCU students
· Bought 200+ kids Christmas presents
· Provided 250k Thanksgiving meals in NYC
· Donated $1.5M to WNBA players

It's sad to see him called selfish for a personal decision.

[Mike Vernon @M_Vernon]

What is Lawrence? (yes this is a real $1,000 question)

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

I had a gift of rhyme and a big imagination and that’s just how I started … and how I’m still a-goin’ ❤️

[lita ventura @dejassa]

..I just want a move like “ayo, I wanna smooch” to actually fucking work. Like, hey, I’m being cute.recognize.

[lita ventura @dejassa]

@DJGTRAIN Wut!?

[lita ventura @dejassa]

..credibility lost if # of following is > # of followers

[lita ventura @dejassa]

..oh yeah? Well… you’re just another human dildo. A cheap one.

[lita ventura @dejassa]

..I just want to be able to tell my person that my boss is quitting and get late-night Mexican food to console my heart about it.

[jenny lewis @jennylewis]

i only date geriatric millennials