Devansh M

absurdism, cynicism, sarcasm

[ᴴᵁᴺᵀᴱᴿ @huntermfckr99]

@alwaysintrepid @SheWitDaMing The “ick” has to be one of the dumbest concepts yet 😭 men get the “ick” from half the dumb shit women do, yet we just dont talk about it because we’re not emotional teenagers just looking for a reason to put someone down. Everyone has flaws, people learn to get past them

[Devansh M @dejavuo_]

itna ganda paad mara bhai maine wah

[yash @swagskrit]

ek hi sapna diwali party par kutto ki tarah nashe krke phatjana

[Devansh M @dejavuo_]

@Lopa_Mudra123 tune dekha tha kya

[Devansh M @dejavuo_]

@amdkits aa tujhe hump krdu

[Devansh M @dejavuo_]

yaha hi to glti ho ja rhi h💔

[Madhur @nrf24l01_pa_lna]

@VazeKshitij Best part from the movie is the screwdriver one; curiosity to know how things work is the prime motivation behind engineering for me.

[kriti @enchahanted]

lynching of muslims, hiring rapists in office, spreading casteism, taking away tribal land and forest to give it away to adani is all okay because cheap face wash 😍😍

[Devansh M @dejavuo_]

dating market ka jhukav randiyan sbse pehle naap leti hain

[Devansh M @dejavuo_]

meursault

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

*Shoots you* oh I’m sorry
*Shoots you* Sorry accident
*Shoots you*
*Shoots you*
*Shoots you*
*Shoots you* Why r u bleeding

[Devansh M @dejavuo_]

the god said consciousness was the greatest curse to humanity

[Devansh M @dejavuo_]

@nawncha1antru huh

[Vikas Shukla @Iamshuklavikas]

BJP is fighting for

-93% Reservation is UP
-73% Reservation in MP
-62% Reservation in Maharashtra
-85% Reservation in Bihar

They want hike in reservation in every sector . They are not focusing in job creation but increase in reservation

This is the biggest betrayal to GC .

Say no to BJP
#BJPagainstGC

[Devansh M @dejavuo_]

fuck my life bro

[कुंभकरण @_kumbhkaran]

MLA ki beti ka bf mulla hai, pakistani bhi.

CM ki wife muslimo ko garba me invite kar rahi.

Party supporters par party hi FIR kar rahi hai

Petrol me ethanol milakar petrol se bhi mahnga becha jaa raha kyuki bete ka business chalana hai

UPI payments karne tak par charges lag rahe hai

Ram Mandir se chanda chori ho jaa raha

Milavat wala khana mil raha hai.

Corruption apne peak par hai.

Appeasement politics apne peak par hai

Ladli bahna jaisi yojna me tax ka paisa waste ho jaa raha hai

Inaugration ke 10 din ke andar hi expressways me gaddhe ho jaa rahe

Mahngayi ne gaad faad rakhi hai

Stock market ka cha mudi padi hai

Paneer fake, mithayi fake, dudh fake, malayi fake

Hindu devi devtao ko gaaliya dene waalo ko party me liya jaa raha hai

Lekin BJP ke alawa koi option bhi to nahi hai.. nationalists corruption, nationalists mahangayi, nationalists mulla, nationalist anti-hindu to chalega na..

[Devansh M @dejavuo_]

@Spik3_09 aur uske tatti ka pani bhi

[Devansh M @dejavuo_]

ek ye h aur ek vijay devarakonda
dekh lo kispe 'her'

[kits @amdkits]

i wish for a hot girl in my life and i wish i were her talc powder!!! i wish to be the water she bathes with. i wish to be padding of her bra, i wish for a "her" in my life

[Devansh M @dejavuo_]

@Spik3_09 wo isne likhna bhul gya

[Devansh M @dejavuo_]

@purusa0x6c share