deja 👼🏾👑

🥇human typo™️

[meghan @deloisivete]

Every fall my husband likes to tell me what year the college freshmen were born, and I regret to inform you that we are up to 2008

[Kimiyah-Vette C8 @boujiebaddie]

Donald J. Trump said Kamala would raise gas prices by 25%.

Thank God we avoided that nightmare. Today gas prices are only up by 62%.

[NO NAME @MikeTownz30]

HEAR ME OUT…..JAFAAR JACKSON AS NIGHTCRAWLER

[more_meat_loaf @more_meat_loaf]

Mom: are you going poopie in your diaper?
Toddle: NO!
Also the toddler:

[Maiya The Don @maiyathedon]

no cause like why the fuck would they get all the way to Barcelona and not wanna rehearse ?????????????

[New Trucker Mike 🚛 @NewTruckerMike]

I think about this video a lot.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Brandy, Anika Noni Rose, and Halle Bailey stun as Disney Princesses in Disneyland.

[em 🐦‍🔥 @emmytweetedit]

getting broken up with but getting paid a fat check in the same week

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

Gangstas don’t dance… they boogie.

[≧∀≦ @laeswrld]

genuinely how i feel when people say i look like my dad

[r. 🍦 @irobatzy]

we’re moving from one robert pattinson character to another every three months this year

[chris ༯ @chrislarbsyou]

THE BEST USE OF THIS AUDIO PLSSSS

[Gray @GoldiGray]

Spider-Man: "THIS IS WAY ABOVE YOUR PAY GRADE FRANK!!!"

The Punisher:

[Wakandantechsupport @SkylerB97]

First person to say "f*** you and the horse you rode in on" had to be heated cause why'd the horse catch a stray?

[dolls spam @catsbelief]

for a girl who loves sleep so much you think i’d go to bed earlier

[bambi ✿ they @bbambied]

this was really some hating ass shit. why can't spongebob be cheeked up

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

zendaya going from the spider-man: brand new day set to the euphoria set