Sydonie Calvert

rootin' tootin' screenwritin'

[Sydonie Calvert @dejectedpunk]

@kaitmilligan The Zog films are masterpieces, both on iPlayer

[Sydonie Calvert @dejectedpunk]

February 2022

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

Jaws is a timeless masterpiece because it’s premised on a raw, primal truth: the four types of guy are cop, scientist, fisherman, and mayor.

[Sydonie Calvert @dejectedpunk]

January 2022: simping for the 90s and early 2000s

[Sydonie Calvert @dejectedpunk]

me: yeah I'll spread out my rewatch of the scream films, really build the excitement ya know

also me:

[Sydonie Calvert @dejectedpunk]

@tobydunlop me too

[Sydonie Calvert @dejectedpunk]

A frankly flawless ranking x

[Sydonie Calvert @dejectedpunk]

Got to the cinema a lot but it still wasn't enough, so many releases, so little time

[Sydonie Calvert @dejectedpunk]

December 2021🎅

[Stephen Volk @Stevevolkwriter]

No more two and a half hour films please. They call it editing because it’s editing.

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

the matrix is a movie about the hottest people in the world using the computer

[Marcelo J. Pico @MarceloJPico]

Michael Myers in the last five minutes of Halloween Kills

[Sydonie Calvert @dejectedpunk]

November 2021

[Alexander Pennington @Authoralexp]

Writers: *Accidently mentions that they write*

Family: Will you tell us what you write about?

Writers:

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

Hey sorry I didn’t text u back for 2 weeks I just became completely jaded with the entire human experience haha anyways what’s up

[Sydonie Calvert @dejectedpunk]

Censor and Last Night in Soho bringing back Giallo and I am feeling 🤌Italian🤌

[women in horror @womeninhorrors]

the feminine urge to watch the worst horror movies ever made and still rate them four stars on letterboxd

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

My dream scenario is everyone i like sitting around a big table enjoying a bowl of soup that I made. They all say “wow, this is SO good” and they all ask for seconds