Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️

Not Anglo-Catholic, not Shaiva/Shakta | DIY medicine enjoyer | wheel-turning anarch | zerocultural citizen of nowhere | 無藥可救

[Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole]

They should unite into a single state kinda like Puducherry

[coolguy15 @boomhotdog2]

as much as i love europe i have to admit the whole "small country" thing is just kind of annoying, its funny like the first two times but it just gets old after you have like 7 of them

[Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole]

Wait he’s Cenk’s nephew???

[🦎🇻🇳amber {SS03 VETERAN} 🐉 @amber_a_bi]

"and his uncle"

[Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole]

That's silly but I do find it annoying that the "lipstick lesbian flag" literally made up of lipstick shades has somehow been turned into the generic lesbian flag, it makes no sense

[Dr. Lime 🍋‍🟩 @ijimaia]

Hey so lets maybe?? Not use this flag?? When its creator literally scammed poor people????

[Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole]

@garfeilt I dunno, I feel like if using anti-fatness against Hamas was wrong, then the IDF would be using it.

[Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole]

@BygodMatti @Shattubatu

[Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole]

Although I appreciate the vaguely sci-fi style of it, like you're gonna be beamed up into the Enterprise while taking a shit

[Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole]

At this point you can't convince me that hotel rooms aren't designed by fetishists

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

carrying her across the threshold into the honeymoon suite then taking the gnarliest shit of my life

[Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole]

@ablata_at_alba Tumblr was invented as a psyop to ensure this kind of previously male-dominated postmodern political psychosis could spread to teenage girls too

[Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole]

@mayaofspring Considering the success of English and French, I think phonetic spelling is greatly overrated

[Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole]

@mayaofspring There’s still sentence level intonation and word-final particles or epenthetic vowels
https://t.co/u9zebQ45AA

[Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole]

Any LGBT health centre worth their salt would have at least one trans woman on staff who’s able to communicate in Old English

[Twink that looks like a memory @tennaton]

LGBT health centers have gone too far with this one….. whatre u gonna do if i select old english like are u even prepared for that

[Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole]

huge petpeeve of mine

[Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole]

paɬːda

[tetraspace (🛫🔜🇰🇷) 💎⏹️🇺🇳 @TetraspaceWest]

How do you pronounce "pasta"?

[Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole]

AI did end up maximising paperclips, it’s just the paperclips look like this

[Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole]

i did this with atheism and religion in general

[ophie 🦋💕 @opheliamoding]

i did this with christianity and hinduism

[Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole]

Actually existing JDPON tbh

[Woland 🇵🇸 @stendhalist]

This website is literally just never-ending ragebait by third worlders thanks to Elon's monetization bullshit

[Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole]

@doesntswallow

[Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole]

Sounds great, I’ll have one

[Nearhan じゃない @Nearhanuddin]

“I wish I was Wasian” ok wish granted you are now Polish-Bangladeshi

[Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole]

@doesntswallow there’s a tranny meme about this

[Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole]

Real estate prices have gotten so bad even the wife and bull are sitting on cuckchairs because there’s no room for anyone to have sex

[Purplepingers ☭ @purplepingers]

Genuinely fucking impressive demonstration of misleading/deceptive advertising by this Perth real estate agency

https://t.co/w0yYyP1zFT