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Evelynn’s Dad

[big unc @dejesus6498]

I love you too, Drake

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Joe Mazzulla:

-jacked
-NBA Champion
-73% winning percentage
-could 100% beat up Jaylen Brown (which would be nice because Jaylen Brown is annoying)
-makes $11 million a year and drives a mini-van
-amazing at interviews - turns questions about halfcourt defense into randomly deep conversations about the meaning of life
-doesn’t care about jewelry/material things
-doesn’t care about celebrity drama
-has no idea who Kim Kardashian is dating (his best guess would be she’s still with Reggie Bush)
-definitely doesn’t cheat on his wife
-definitely spends 30 extra minutes with special needs kids at the hospital
-definitely watches The Dark Knight multiple times a month

If you’re not a fan of Joe Mazzulla you’re not a fan of life.

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

I was so sharp and so ready for this fight I cannot believe what has happened. The talk of me being off while walking in to the fight is nonsense. I was calm, ready, and confident. I am in shock what has taken place. The devil is literally staring at me right in front of my face here. I am not engaging. I will be at church tomorrow.

I will overcome this.
I will not be deterred.
I will return.

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Pray for Framingham.

🇧🇷

[CelticsUnite @CelticsUnite18]

The most complete game Jayson Tatum has ever played

Very excited to watch him this season

[Kieran @carebearkieran]

Trump got Britney Griner free, Kodak Black free, ASAP Free, and Balogun free….

This nigga might have done more for black people in this country than OBAMA! 😂

[Per Sources @PerSources]

Jayson Tatum

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Coldest celebration in history 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴

[big unc @dejesus6498]

I’ve never needed a player in Celtics green more than TM3

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

The Pelicans have lowered their asking price for Trey Murphy from FOUR first-round picks to only three, per @MikeAScotto

(https://t.co/66dkz8vain)

[𝑩𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒏’𝒔 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒓 @Tatums0Burner]

Put him in green, Brad.

[Boston Sports Fan @nepfan_]

as long as the man in the picture is on this roster, there is always a chance

[big unc @dejesus6498]

The 76ers are a first round exit mark my word

[Drake Brady @MayeFlowerFan]

Dribbling into 3 defenders just for Tatum to be open. I’m not going to miss this at all.

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

Celtics last 4 seasons without Jaylen Brown:

47-10 record

[big unc @dejesus6498]

Um I don’t think the Jaylen Brown trade is that bad?

[Koviet 🇺🇸 @Koviett]

You guys really think the Celtics front office looked at Paul George’s terrible contract and said “we think he's better than Jaylen Brown, lets trade!” ???!
ASK YOURSELF: Why did the Celtis make this trade? If you can't answer you don't know Ball well enough to have an opinion.

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

WILLSON CONTRERAS WAS SEEING RED

[big unc @dejesus6498]

First Place Baby

[Gordo @BOSSportsGordo]

The Red Sox are in sole possession of fewest wins in the American League.

Nobody in Major League Baseball has fewer wins than the Red Sox.

[SleeperMLB @SleeperMLB]

There’s a rookie with a 2.28 ERA through 47 IP this season…

But because his team stinks nobody gives him the love he deserves 😭

shoutout mustache man