Deji Williams

There once was a fella called Deji/Who'd been always a little bit cagey/He loves to write limericks...

[Deji Williams @dejibus]

He should not have apologised.
Terrorist or not, handcuffed or not….kicking a suspect on the ground is not the standard expected of the British police.

[Deji Williams @dejibus]

A leader like most people was shook
When the Venezuelan “Prezzie”- was took
But would not speak up at all
Scared- there could be- on The Mall:
A fresh row of Delta Force chinooks…!!

[Deji Williams @dejibus]

@Peston With some bland statement - making reference to “de-escalation”, “democracy” and “the people of Venezuela”.

[Deji Williams @dejibus]

If true- that the Venezuelan President has been captured- then that is a mark that has been over-stepped for sure. You can’t just go in and grab Presidents- because you don’t like them. It was not right- when President Putin tried it….and it is not right now.

[Deji Williams @dejibus]

Once a talisman with FC Liverpool
Some say his treatment’s been a little cruel
But Mo’ll be fine-
And continue to shine
In Madrid, Rome or in Hartlepool…!!

[Deji Williams @dejibus]

A government finds very confusing
It’s own policy- “one out- one in”
They took a man “out” of prison
And made the decision
To usher him much further “in”….!!

[Deji Williams @dejibus]

The grand old Duke of York
Is punished once again
They’d took him off the top of the bill
Now it’s further down again…

This weird style of trial has to stop
And if he’s done crime- send him down
But these incremental privilege drops-
Mean- he’s neither up nor down…!!

[Deji Williams @dejibus]

World leaders in Sharm- get together
And will congratulate one another-
But should they not rather reflect
On how the world came to neglect
67,000 innocents murdered……!!

[Deji Williams @dejibus]

People are frustrated- understandably- about the numbers arriving by small boat….

But spare a thought for the people of Gaza- who are not even allowed the option….!!

[Deji Williams @dejibus]

Would it perhaps- given the devastation of the atomic bombs used- be more appropriate to celebrate a “Victory in the Far East Day (VFE)” rather than a “VJ” Day?

[Deji Williams @dejibus]

Does anyone remember Shireen Abu Akleh. She was a Palestinian journalist killed on duty……..before October 7th….!!

[Deji Williams @dejibus]

@Independent I don’t get it. President Zelenskyy is already at the table- surrounded by his sponsors. Why can’t President Trump be left alone to bring President Putin to the table?

[Deji Williams @dejibus]

A journalist met a terrible fate
When he was deemed right to assassinate-
They made against him accusations
Unclear what they were based on-
But what about his four colleagues & mates..!!

#Gaza
#GazaGenocide‌

[Deji Williams @dejibus]

12 activists once in a yacht
Set sail for Gaza- where crisis was fraught
They were promptly waylaid
But they won’t be afraid:
They have done their bit- while we have not…!!

[Deji Williams @dejibus]

A leader & tycoon got together
Then soon got to the end of their tether
But through the insults they choose
The social media abuse-
We see- really- they’re birds of a feather.

[Deji Williams @dejibus]

3 leaders left the bombed to their fate
But were shocked when the bombed hadn’t ate
They spoke out for once
But got a furious response-
Publicly blamed by their old ally & mate.

[Deji Williams @dejibus]

A much loved Footie presenter named Gary
Had been told by his boss- not to tarry
But standing up to injustice
Should surely be standard practice
For just about every Tom, Dick & Harry…!!

[Deji Williams @dejibus]

There’s a South London football club who’ll
Be celebrating to the full-
To a man on the field
Each hero stood by his shield
And once again- “Eze went to school.”

#FACupFinal

[Deji Williams @dejibus]

Love Crystal Palace- it would be a fairy tale- but would like ManCity to win it for Kevin De Bruyne…!!

#FACup

[Deji Williams @dejibus]

There once was a “Willing Coalition”
Supporting Ukraine was their mission-
They gathered in Kyiv
But does Gaza not need reprieve-
As does the India-Pakistani situation…!!