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[Em @dejong_mustard]

@bhadriahooper It really is so embarrassing, I’m dumbfounded that she posted this and thought “yeah… this makes me look TUFF😤😤😤”

[Em @dejong_mustard]

@thepwhale 😒😒😒

[Deidre DeJear @DeidreDeJear]

Did you just see Kim Reynolds’ speech? My name is Deidre DeJear, and I’m running for Governor of Iowa to defeat Kim Reynolds. Like, retweet, and follow to make this campaign go viral.

[Em @dejong_mustard]

@chrissychlapp r u kidding me??? 😍

[Em @dejong_mustard]

@JoshieMoloshie @ttimec0ne can confirm

[Em @dejong_mustard]

@ttimec0ne Me reading this

[Em @dejong_mustard]

@chrissychlapp I cannot function unless I put things in my reminder app. It’s not just an alarm that you turn off and forget about, it stays until you physically check it off (once it’s done). Nothing against timers or alarms, but it works so much better for my brain!!

[Em @dejong_mustard]

Photos by Jess Denton of Monroe+Co (Marion, IA)

[Em @dejong_mustard]

not to be annoying and post these everywhere (lol oh well) but are you KIDDING ME????? I am so LUCKY and GRATEFUL and HAPPY 😭💕

[Em @dejong_mustard]

@P__Whale

[Em @dejong_mustard]

@kellygerlich grab ur Peta shirt let's GO

[lucía ౨ৎ @eyretartt]

me: i'm totally over the hunger games i'm too old for tha-

suzanne collins: new thg prequel

also me:

[Em @dejong_mustard]

@MessyEsie I discovered Aldi WAY too late in my adult life. It’s the the only place I shop now

[Slater @SlaterLemley]

Chicago IL 📍

[Em @dejong_mustard]

@LadyLancaster92 hey, ME TOO (literally same amount in the last week). proud of you, it’s a HUGE step!!!

[Em Schulz @TheEmSchulz]

If I ever cover another true crime topic on @ATWWDpodcast the Duggars would just be a multiparter of @xtineschiefer watching me scream without breathing

[Em @dejong_mustard]

@deven2533 she *is* a lap dog... whether we want her to be or not 😂

[Em @dejong_mustard]

Maisy loves when grandma comes to visit 🥺❤️

[Em @dejong_mustard]

@P__Whale 💙💙💙