Mike DeJong

Buy me some pizza rolls

[Mike DeJong @dejongmike8]

@SealTeamRiks Allyoop fish brain

[Mike DeJong @dejongmike8]

@SealTeamRiks @ballistacotc Just gotta ask for it extra crispy

[Mike DeJong @dejongmike8]

https://t.co/i29ggEkxOL

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

Good morning to everyone except the people that take our table tents

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

No highs, no lows, only Doge

[Mike DeJong @dejongmike8]

@SealTeamRiks And Glen dies

[Mike DeJong @dejongmike8]

Elizabeth wasn’t ready for the revolution.

[Mike DeJong @dejongmike8]

@SealTeamRiks @c0rpsemaster After I threw the little girls scooter at her..... I’m at 730

[Mike DeJong @dejongmike8]

@SealTeamRiks Still hasn’t swung

[Mike DeJong @dejongmike8]

@c0rpsemaster Oh I have a whole point system if you hit them. 10 points: make em fall. 20: make em cry. 30: parents try to fight you

[Mike DeJong @dejongmike8]

It’s just kids in general

[Powerfull violence fan @SealTeamRiks]

@c0rpsemaster @HillBellyDeluxe @dejongmike8 I believe me and mikey call them razorbacks

[Mike DeJong @dejongmike8]

@SealTeamRiks #dontinvitemike

[Mike DeJong @dejongmike8]

@HillBellyDeluxe Wait you don’t? What were we doing last night???

[Danny LoPriore @DannyLoPriore]

I knew shakira was a turkey.

[Shane @HillBellyDeluxe]

Um fu, you ain’t nothin but a cold cut right now.

Man he needa toast that sandwich he if wanna land this!

You ain’t no, you ain’t no Italian cold cut.

Boy you tryna be like a BLT or you wanna be that PHILLY CHEESE STEAK no whaaa I’m sayin! - Rik

[Mike DeJong @dejongmike8]

@colby_bond Ya know, just trying to be the best Philly cheesesteak I can be

[Mike DeJong @dejongmike8]

2020 better welcome me in like this

[Danny LoPriore @DannyLoPriore]

I put on for my city man...

[jamie @gnuman1979]

This is Chug, he has a drinking problem.