Aaron Kay

Deny, inveigle, obfuscate...

[Aaron Kay @dekay11]

@Hersheys @colinmacdonald Bring them back. Also, fix whatever you did to black licorice twizzlers.

[Aaron Kay @dekay11]

@TELUSsupport Your callback service is full for the day by 11am each day. I have been disconnected on a callback twice with no follow up. At this point, definitely would not recommend TELUS for support or customer service.

[Aaron Kay @dekay11]

@TELUSsupport I don’t understand how a telecom service has hold times in the hours for any sort of orders/changes/resolution. In the last month, I have been on hold in excess of 10 hours trying to do fairly simple changes. The chatbot is redundant, repetitive and ineffective.

[Aaron Kay @dekay11]

@jesseferguson It’s obviously a trap to steal your freedom

[Aaron Kay @dekay11]

@rob_noxious Keep that shit to yourself!

[Aaron Kay @dekay11]

@rob_noxious Maybe they’re actually a bird?

[Aaron Kay @dekay11]

@zacmceachern Obviously

[Aaron Kay @dekay11]

@rob_noxious Zing!

[Aaron Kay @dekay11]

@rob_noxious I’m pretty sure that you’ve just recited the business model for @SkipTheDishes word for word

[Aaron Kay @dekay11]

Get. To. Work. https://t.co/bdca0Jv2Sw

[Aaron Kay @dekay11]

@rob_noxious My only reply is “no comment” 😂😂😂

[Aaron Kay @dekay11]

@rob_noxious That’s just human nature. Take something you enjoy occasionally, overdo it to a ridiculous degree, and now hate it for a whole new reason.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

RT if you wish it was Christmas today.

[Aaron Kay @dekay11]

@rob_noxious I would too. My dog also smells when she wet, so maybe it’s the same.

[Aaron Kay @dekay11]

@rob_noxious Probably because they are also oily and fishy?

[jonker @boopsquig]

the fuck??? what sorcery

[Aaron Kay @dekay11]

@rob_noxious I feel like we’ve been there, done that...

[Aaron Kay @dekay11]

@rob_noxious It’s probably angina.

[Aaron Kay @dekay11]

@rob_noxious Short chubby dudes or short dudes chubbies?

[Aaron Kay @dekay11]

@rob_noxious I respect your choice to not eat vegetables. Is it a moral choice or political?