suck my richard

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[suck my richard @dekiranides]

❝Here's a truth! You're a sloppy bitch!❞

𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓭 "𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓼𝓱𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓽𝓱" 𝓽𝓸𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓻
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[suck my richard @dekiranides]

@HYPOCHONDRlA "Okay, just breathe, Eddie baby. Breathe, nice and slow. Remember your asthma excercises?"

Richie wished he could hide how much he was panicking, but there was nothing else in the world that got his anxiety going like a frantic Eddie.

He couldn't handle when Eddie was hurt.

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You loved it

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Oh fuck yeah I do

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EDDIE !!!

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EDDIE !

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EDDIE

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Happy ending.

Didn't think we'd get one, to be honest.

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Yknow? That's the smartest thing you've ever said. Fuck that clown. He doesn't control us anymore.

We're alive. That's all that matters.

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I had to watch you die! Do you know what that did to me?

I'm not blaming you but it's not just something I can let go of and move on with. You died. I watched. That killed me.

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Please don't get all serious right now unless you want to see a grown man cry.

I don't want to think about it

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Oh you're going to kill me?

Then we're square

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You know what you signed up for when you met me. You can't just leave me alone in this dark, cruel world

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Baby, don't hurt me

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When did it become not okay to fuck your boyfriend's mom?

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Okay, okay. I won't fuck your mom anymore.

But you're going to have to tell her. She's going to be so disappointed

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Oh come on, Eddie baby. You know you're mom is on my list.

She doesn't count

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Well they're for you mom, but go off.

She's going to need a strong shoulder to cry on in these trying times

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We need therapy

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Ah, fuck. I'll send flowers.

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Shit that's depressing. You okay man?