Dave

Marine/OIF vet/nerd/prepper/cat dad/gerontophile/shitposter here for guntism, porn,nerd shit and women born before 1975. ~30 of my followers are real people.

[Dave @del3862]

I don't use WhatsApp, Telegram, Signal, GoogleChat or any other fucking service that makes your scams harder to track, If you want to take a swing at my bullshit detector, you'll have to DM me the old-fashion way.

[Dave @del3862]

I'm starting to get catfish and scammer DMs again. The world is healing.

[Dave @del3862]

I wonder how my dating odds would shift if I solely filtered by women over six feet tall and older than 40...

#morningpissthoughts #snusnu

[Dave @del3862]

If you snagged your significant other before the proliferation of the apps, then any dating advice you can offer is dated at best and useless at worst.

[Dave @del3862]

@dianetheviking Fair enough. That was just my read on it.

[Dave @del3862]

@ModelMoRina Well he's orange so he's operating within his hardware specs.

[Dave @del3862]

My favorite way to celebrate Father's Day is by not being a father. Being a cat dad doesn't count.

[Dave @del3862]

@xcalliemurphy No, saar. I don't follow outsourced accounts.

[Dave @del3862]

So many catfish, scammers and shitposts since then. #MyXAnniversary

[Dave @del3862]

An inadvertent upside to being an ugly, unfuckable CHUD my whole life came is I never got wined and dined at fancy restaurants that spoiled my taste buds. Because I'm used to eating mostly high-octane crap, even a slightly above-average steak tastes like Heaven to me.

[Dave @del3862]

I hope the fact that I'm not getting Onlyfans catfish scam bot messages anymore means that the scam center in whatever third-world shithole was hosting it was burned down with everyone locked inside.

[Dave @del3862]

@mask_bastard

[Dave @del3862]

@ModelMoRina At least you learned a lot of the right lessons from all of those games of Monopoly that ruin friendships and tear apart families.

[Dave @del3862]

@mask_bastard Alien.

[Dave @del3862]

The brightside to the proliferation of kamikaze FPV drones on the battlefield is that we'll get power armor all that much faster.

#morningpissthoughts

[Dave @del3862]

@PaintedRoseSex Get some Taco Bell. Life will still suck but at least you'll have Taco Bell.

[Dave @del3862]

So many people should be glad that I never learned to ska dance.

#morningpissthoughts

[Dave @del3862]

@housewifeswag Are you at least reading aloud? I'm out otherwise.

[Dave @del3862]

Today is for the dead.