Shallow Roy

Solicitations are welcome

[Shallow Roy @del_colin]

I have no idea how to ask for a suggestion box at work

[Shallow Roy @del_colin]

Can't wait for Pitt to have a chance on Saturday just to punt on a must score drive after a pass behind the line of scrimmage on a 3rd and long to set it up. After a lifetime of Pitt breaking my heart, I cannot expect anything less when our greatest media adversary is in town

[Shallow Roy @del_colin]

Eating a hot dog every morning like a daily vitamin

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Build around TJ

[Shallow Roy @del_colin]

Going to try to bring back short sleeve shirts over long sleeve shirts while the weather is nice

[Shallow Roy @del_colin]

Unspreadable* That's why Varga didn't favorite

[Shallow Roy @del_colin]

"Spreadable butter" pshhhh. Show me unspeakable butter and I'll be impressed

[🏔Adam🏔 @denverbitcoin]

You are not really free until you can purchase this $10k Toyota truck in the U.S.

Everything short of this is tyranny.

[Shallow Roy @del_colin]

I'm starting to believe I'll never be a professional racecar driver

[Shallow Roy @del_colin]

Taco bell should give out those fireman scissors for cutting off t shirts if you spend over $20

[Shallow Roy @del_colin]

Theoretically if I named my child Lebron James Jr would he have a higher chance of playing in the NBA

[Second World War tweets from 1941 @RealTimeWWII]

French Deputy Prime Minister Marshal Pétain (84) interrupts discussion at Anglo-French war conference: "We don't seem to be making much use of carrier pigeons."

[Shallow Roy @del_colin]

Why are gluten free restaurants always hippie themed. There has to be a market for gluten free biker gangs or monster truck fans

[Shallow Roy @del_colin]

I looked directly into an eclipse and if fixed my vision. Here's my story 🧵 (1/256)

[Shallow Roy @del_colin]

Me outside with all my coworkers today to show them who's REALLY excited for the eclipse

[Shallow Roy @del_colin]

@neckdoubledave It's never enough for you is it. You're like when you call a girl cute and she wanted to be called pretty and now you're arguing. Just take the compliment and keep digging through asbestos for me so I don't have to

[Shallow Roy @del_colin]

Accidentally came to the airport business casual instead of casual because of work. No one has asked me to join their accounting firm or whatever. Why do people say to do this. Why are people dressing up for airports. I'm so mad

[Shallow Roy @del_colin]

Your business major friend on LinkedIn got a new job as senior account management of special teams access and retention of sales and project development for integrated designs thanks to their certification in P&L computer advances of strategery. Congrats, buddy!

[Shallow Roy @del_colin]

@nigel_bayer Thanks Woj

[Shallow Roy @del_colin]

@Beck_317 What's the Animals