delaney

yikes

[delaney @DEL_icious7]

ty 2018 (-:

[ODESZA @odesza]

2023 feels like a good year to release more music

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

An Australian farmer couldn't attend the funeral for his aunt so he laid out grain in the shape of a heart so "she can see it through the clouds.”

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Russian President Vladimir Putin fell down stairs and sh*t himself amid health woes‼️😳

[delaney @DEL_icious7]

Thanks @odesza for spending 4,458 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to The Last Goodbye (feat. Bettye LaVette). #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/JSnTLIL0UK

[delaney @DEL_icious7]

Yay!

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Eagles have signed K Cameron Dicker to the practice squad and have activated a 21-day practice window for T Andre Dillard.

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Bring back manly men.

[delaney @DEL_icious7]

@kelbridgeford Ilym 🥺

[thicc saban @yngjcb]

your 20s are all about romanticizing the color green and its various shades and hues

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Yeah, i guess you could say I’m a chip (chill 𝙝𝙤𝙩 interesting person)

[Coop @coopercastille]

shrek is 20, i can't help but remember this every time i mention shrek

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

Bruce Bartman, white guy in PA who illegally voted for Trump on behalf of his dead mother, gets 5 years probation

Crystal Mason, black woman in TX who voted on supervised release when she didn't know she was ineligible, gets 5 years in prison

Two justice systems in America

[Billy 🏈 @Billyhottakes]

Woke up feelin dangerous

[niggasbebrokeokayy @khilanii]

i wanna be mad rich... im already mad so im half way there

[Joe Faina @faination]

Donald tried to get on Melania’s Twitter but she told him the password was Barron’s middle name plus his birthday.

[Rob Sonder☁️ @Thatbull_Rob]

I’m from Philly. I’ve seen children do this in traffic dodging buses. Unimpressed.