Joe Faina

Geriatric Millenial / Rhetoric Professor / Comedian in the before times

[Joe Faina @faination]

Donald tried to get on Melania’s Twitter but she told him the password was Barron’s middle name plus his birthday.

[Joe Faina @faination]

Someone please find Ja Rule so I can make sense of all this!

[Ja Rule @jarule]

This can’t be our only choice of candidates… 🤦🏾‍♂️ WTF

[Earvin Magic Johnson @MagicJohnson]

Congratulations to Stephen Curry on winning his second PBWA Magic Johnson Award honoring a player who displays "cooperation and grace in dealing with the media and fans" both on and off the court!

By the way @StephenCurry30, I had fun hanging out with your mom last night at the Sparks home opener!

[Joe Faina @faination]

Clippers at the Staples Center

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Super Bowl in Las Vegas

[Bradford William Davis @BWDBWDBWD]

on the first day of Black History Month I saw Joe Kelly crip walk in a school gymnasium

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.

[Joe Faina @faination]

The Emperor Has No Tweets

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I can barely imagine scrolling this website enough to even need a rate limit.

[Joe Faina @faination]

@TotallyAllen I Heart Huckabees

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

TAKE A MINUTE OF YOUR DAY TO BE NICE TO SOMEONE YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

BREAKING: New host chosen to replace Tucker Carlson

[Hoops Nostalgia @HoopsNostalgia]

Charles Barkley's Inside the NBA Debut (October 31, 2000).

Chuck was locked and loaded from night one.

[Joe Faina @faination]

@andreagrimes Oh No! Whiskey! 💔 What a legendary sweet boy. Sorry to hear this.

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@AJMoorehead He just got suspended for this

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Guy who wrote this absolutely wears a bow tie to class.

[Harrison Faigen @hmfaigen]

This is my favorite Super Smash Bros. Arena

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Sir, this is a basketball game

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Almost hard to believe that myself and LeBron James have combined for more than 38,000 points in the NBA.

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My man catching strays, even in death.

[The Associated Press @AP]

Harry Whittington, the man who former Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot while they were hunting quail on a Texas ranch 17 years ago, has died. He was 95. https://t.co/S5KDttoWfs