Allen Edwin Butt

Comic, Astrotraveller. I tweet funny jokes & remarkably banal observations.

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@ghoulhag Turns out I’m a straight woman I guess

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@emkenobi Not yet

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@ZohranKMamdani You got some from Texas too buddy 😎

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Which way, western man?

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@piersmorgan Bad take lol

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@JasonColavito Booooooooooooo

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It’s so funny that in Planet of the Apes the ape society is like one small town, but some of them have British accents

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Tubi is low-key the best streaming service

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Cheers to all you cowards who won’t eat the end pieces of a loaf of bread.

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Attack of the Clones should have been called Star Wars Episode II: The Phantom Menace 2: A Second Phantom Menace

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I wish I were as good at anything as @Eminem is at internal rhyme.

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@el_boot One of the grossest Carls.

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It’s so funny that Charlemagne was named Karl.

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@el_boot Amen, brother

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I put my pants on just like everyone: an elaborate system of weights & pulleys.

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@el_boot That got me pretty good

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Someone should make a sequel to Halloween 3 & call it Halloween 7.

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JFK DID NOT KILL HIMSELF

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I hate the word gamer, let’s start saying ludophile

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@LeahTiscione It’s the worst.