Delabo Dan

not your average groundhog living with six theatre kids

[Delabo Dan @delabodan]

Sometimes I wish I was a dog. Then maybe you would all love me more.

[Delabo Dan @delabodan]

SNORT SNORT EH?! WHAT?! ... oh sonofa- I missed it, didn’t I? Well... whatever the cousin said... I’m going back to sleep.

[Delabo Dan @delabodan]

*sniff* something wicked this way comes... *sniff sniff*

[Delabo Dan @delabodan]

*sniff* *sniff sniff* ... I sense that my humans were together recently! But not all of them... *sniff*... *sniff*...

[Delabo Dan @delabodan]

HAPPY ME DAY! My cousin has no idea what he’s talking about! Spring will come soon! Climate change is neigh! ALAS WE WILL RISE BRETHREN- I mean... Ahem, squeak squeak?

[Delabo Dan @delabodan]

So... What is all this about the musky man driving my app into the ground? People are leaving? Not me. This captain goes down with his bird ship...
it was nice knowing you, bois.

[Delabo Dan @delabodan]

... who’s talking shit?

[Delabo Dan @delabodan]

AH!

My ears are ringing...

[Delabo Dan @delabodan]

I’m testing out my scream for when I see the Queen in hell. She’s scary...

[Delabo Dan @delabodan]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Delabo Dan @delabodan]

It’s what you get when you try to trap me on my summer vacation, you capitalists. I. WILL. REST. And eat your leafy greens. I WILL EAT THEM!

[Delabo Dan @delabodan]

WHOA...
hold... hold on...

I smell...

Graduation?!

[Delabo Dan @delabodan]

I told you!
WRONG!
It’s still winter. My cousins are getting rusty.

Wiarton Dan sounds good, doesn’t it? #mrstealyobrand

[STAR robbed DOLL✨ @itsstardoll]

OMG it’s 2/2/22 🤩

[Delabo Dan @delabodan]

I got another message:

If you can see your shadow,

You’re outside going somewhere and need to get the hell back into your house. This shit’s ridiculous...

Do what Dan would Do.

[Delabo Dan @delabodan]

My cousins are getting old.
I say it’s going to be a long winter, boys.

Groundhog Day 2022: Ontario’s Wiarton Willie predicts early spring, Nova Scotia predicts long winter https://t.co/XrbNNCrpDf

[Delabo Dan @delabodan]

What... the fuck happened this morning..?

Some dude... I just...

He better watch his fingers next time, damn....

[Delabo Dan @delabodan]

I know Groundhog Day isn’t for a while...

But don’t get your fuckin hopes up... Freezing my little tush off down here...

Wifi’s still good tho.

[🧀 @brietheecheese]

Hi. My best friend of six years passed away unexpectedly on the 8th of January, two days after her 23rd birthday.
I have never felt more broken.
If you even have a few dollars to spare, it would mean so so much.

Funeral expenses for McKayla Gafford https://t.co/FtRpDH2YyK

[Delabo Dan @delabodan]

FUCK it’s cold.

[Delabo Dan @delabodan]

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