keegan

no seasons studio. LISTEN ⬇️

[keegan @delabrol]

was it just me or did the kirkaversary feel kinda commercial this year

[keegan @delabrol]

The only bolognese I’m interested in is a bowl of ‘nnaise

[keegan @delabrol]

Seattle be like “We acknowledge that we are building this collapsible luxury housing solution on the traditional lands of the Salish people”

[keegan @delabrol]

Wild that they used to have wars over spices n now I just have to battle the loss prevention officer

[keegan @delabrol]

Artists: We should be offering compensation for small jobs, not asking for volunteers. It’s simply free labor (not charitable work) to run a merch booth, ticketing, sets, etc. unless your profits are going to a social cause.

[keegan @delabrol]

What happens when you leave your polycule? You gotta put in a 2 weeks notice or what??

[keegan @delabrol]

Imagine being a grown man and getting sea sick ewwww so embarrassing

[keegan @delabrol]

So no head

[keegan @delabrol]

Girls literally just want to have fun

[keegan @delabrol]

Listening to my beats in 3rd person to see if y’all think they’re hard

[keegan @delabrol]

Smacking my head on the maximum clearance bar so she thinks I’m 6’6”

[keegan @delabrol]

…a bazillion? Just for wax?

[keegan @delabrol]

When it snows kids just go to school on their iPads now wtfffff

[keegan @delabrol]

Handles Messiah

[keegan @delabrol]

When I was a kid I thought cigarettes would taste like carrots

[keegan @delabrol]

Hot glue gun when ugly glue gun walks in the room

[keegan @delabrol]

McDonalds flag at half mast in honor of Feinstein

[keegan @delabrol]

Got home n realized I left my swag on all day

[keegan @delabrol]

@evilfootnote no probably not