delaney 🧚🏻

i love the black eyed peas

[JCM @JCM_222]

Downtown Denver looking crazy rn

[delaney 🧚🏻 @delalexander_]

whatever they told you about corporate america is a lie i just sent my boss a tiktok before 8 am

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

rihanna’s baby is officially a taurus

[TINA HAND @tinacantdrive]

so reschedule it?

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

I asked what the WORST thing that could happen if we canceled student loans and all I got was a bunch of people that would essentially “feel upset” because they paid theirs

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

which zodiac sign acts like THIS the most😭

[delaney 🧚🏻 @delalexander_]

i’m in portugal bitches

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

sometimes i forget that not everyone went to a public high school where the fistfights started at 7:25am EST

[delaney 🧚🏻 @delalexander_]

no one.

[delaney 🧚🏻 @delalexander_]

thomas edison. who is she

[delaney 🧚🏻 @delalexander_]

i look really good in this

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I do not dream of labor kimberly

[The Broletariat @Scholf_A_Loaf]

“Spotify’s down? What am I supposed to listen to now?“

Women, my brother.

[delaney 🧚🏻 @delalexander_]

@dietcokegirI I actually bullied her everyday of college just for wearing this

[Ellie H. @gabgabgal11]

My cancelled era 😔

[delaney 🧚🏻 @delalexander_]

i want everyone to be jealous of my work day