delanee marlow

love is patient, love is kind, love never fails

[delanee marlow @delanee_marlow]

this kid.

[delanee marlow @delanee_marlow]

just family quarantine activities

[delanee marlow @delanee_marlow]

mom: “teach me a tiktok so i can keep my kids attention on zoom” #teachersduringcorona

[delanee marlow @delanee_marlow]

my roommate: “my dream last night was about the Jonas brothers”
me: “did you meet them?”
my roommate: “well yea, they lived in my house”

[delanee marlow @delanee_marlow]

"i hope boys understand that i'm never flirting with them, i just think i'm funny" -my roommate

[delanee marlow @delanee_marlow]

this kid.

[delanee marlow @delanee_marlow]

we’re listening to a worship song in the car and my aunt goes, “holy, holy like delanee’s jeans” wow, good one.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

a good friend will ride in your car no matter how many times you've nearly killed them

[delanee marlow @delanee_marlow]

last one..my mom pulls out the fire box naming what’s supposed to go in it and my 20 year old sister goes “i need to buy one for my stuffed animals”

[delanee marlow @delanee_marlow]

my mom pulls her marriage liscense out of the fire box and goes, “here’s proof that i actually married dad”. like wow mom this whole time i didn’t know

[delanee marlow @delanee_marlow]

my mom’s teaching us how to use the fire box and my brother goes “why doesn’t everyone just climb in the box”? wow my siblings are geniuses

[delanee marlow @delanee_marlow]

i dropped cass off at Starbucks and she runs out and goes “wait!! i forgot my reusable cup!! saving the world one step at a time.” we need more people like her

[delanee marlow @delanee_marlow]

hey!! i’m raising money for a missions trip by creating dorm room photo boards!! please message me if you are interested:) thank u!!

[delanee marlow @delanee_marlow]

my mom just said, “what does an app look like?” wt.

[Carrie Lorow @carriechapstick]

Pls don’t tell my mom but I just ate ice cream for dinner at 8:30pm and I’ve never felt so FREE

[delanee marlow @delanee_marlow]

me reading some of these tweets having no idea what they mean && then realizing that’s bc i literally had no idea what i was reading #APLit

[delanee marlow @delanee_marlow]

when all of the passages are about love, but you’ve been single for 18 years #APLit

[delanee marlow @delanee_marlow]

“jeff, come bust the woah with me”

[Luke Hopkins @Luke_Hop19]

Stop burning your #Nike shoes and give them to someone who NEEDS them.

[delanee marlow @delanee_marlow]

"If you were a superhero, who would you be?"
"Captain America, but actually I think I'd rather date him"

[delanee marlow @delanee_marlow]

when I tell people I’m gonna fight them: