VAR 1: “Clear pull on the shirt there.”
VAR 2: “Yep.”
VAR 3, SIR ALEX FERGUSON: “Hello Andy, you’ll be needing to take another look at that. It’s never a pen mate.”
Even if this summer is bumpy, never forget, nothing will be as bad as Everton’s summer of 2021
Ancelotti quits in May
Benitez arrives in June
Captain arrested in July
Rondon the ‘marquee’ signing
Kenyan ‘Vampire' arrested on multiple murder charges turns out to be a Blue
Premier League clean sheets this season
Guehi - 4
Stones - 4
Gomez - 5
Dunk - 6
Konsa- 6
Branthwaite - 12
Tarkowski - 13
Guess which 2 aren’t going to the Euros