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[hera @shiningdaisies]

locked the fuck out,, distractionmaxxing

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

buddy do I look like I have a fuckin gin preference

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

😃

[Pissed Pissedofferson @femmebot2000]

telling my friends i don’t have it in me to go camping

[mimi @MilanBrielle]

too many losers not enough people telling them they’re losers.

[nyquil @48seatr]

while yall drink and do drugs, I go to Pilates and drink smoothies. Then I go drink and do drugs

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

If ur boyfriend is ugly do NOT post him on Friday…. this week is already hard enough

[bella ☁️🩷 @a90strend]

gonna start sending this pic before i say the most hateful thing i can think of

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

use that credit card girl we wont be here long

[໊ @user0000O0]

they don’t know i used to be worse than this

[໊ @user0000O0]

"fatherless behavior" no i act like this because of my mother

[grovy @grovymango]

My friends are celebrities to me. They are gorgeous. I want to know what they ate today. They are very cool and awesome and talented to me.

[bug girl @buggirl]

so unfortunately smoking cigarettes does make you look really cool. especially if you’re a girl. it really sucks about the whole cancer part because it truly looks phenomenally sick

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

I don't think I will ever be able to trust again but I have to be at work in 3 hours so I can't worry about it right now

[cristina @sugaplumcris]

“the worst they can say is no” and hearing no is the worst thing ever to happen to me in my life