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[Delaney Childers @delaney304]

Fun things to do in Pendleton County, Kentucky:

-shotgun natties
-have field parties
-go kabrewing
-fight at parties for no reason
-yeehaw https://t.co/gdC0BxxHPk

[Zonaa @AaronNall]

Fun things to do in Louisville, Kentucky:

-Get hepatitis
-Walk across a bridge and gaze at a polluted river
-Sit in traffic for 15 minutes to travel 2 miles
-Develop asthma
-Pregame for 2 weeks for a 2 minute horse race
-Bang each other's exes https://t.co/bRnWiyFHlC

[Delaney Childers @delaney304]

It was drilled in my head that we will only use MLA format for the rest of our lives…. Only to use APA in college and everywhere else. Thank g for hs teachers, the real OG’s.

[Delaney Childers @delaney304]

Teachers wonder why students are not engaged in the group discussion but assign three chapters (total 58 pages) from a textbook for our discussion. Engage students in a more appealing way rather than straight textbook reading 24/7.

[Delaney Childers @delaney304]

@mama2vs It’s also hard as heck to change a diaper. Coming from a toddler/2’s teacher, I always hate when parents brought in their child in jeans. Yeah it’s cute but when they already hate their diaper changed and getting jeans down… SUCKS.

[Delaney Childers @delaney304]

Having a gluten allergy is a huge inconvenience. I used to spend around $60 a week in the grocery, now it’s doubled. :) I need a gluten EBT card, I didn’t chose this….

[Delaney Childers @delaney304]

I have the urge to spend all of my paycheck on gym clothes.. help.

[Delaney Childers @delaney304]

How are people “for the time being” friends. You are only friends because your boyfriends are friends, or who ever is convenient at the time. I cannot be friends with someone unless I talk to them frequently. Y’all are just weird.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

😂

[meli @meliarlenes]

I read this before drinking my morning coffee and got fucked up

[Delaney Childers @delaney304]

@BaileySarian Bailey Sarian: “Ed Gein should’ve been a designer”
Me:

[Delaney Childers @delaney304]

Does NKU always just get three weeks for winter break or has it always been four?

[Delaney Childers @delaney304]

If you take the elevator up one floor or down any floors, I don’t like you.

[Delaney Childers @delaney304]

@madisonmeyer I’m so sorry Mads, hugs to you guys 💕

[Delaney Childers @delaney304]

Someone tell me why kids think nap time is a punishment. Do you not understand how grumpy y’all get?

[Delaney Childers @delaney304]

@whitneymanor @TunafishTiger @maggieburgemeir That’s dark 😂

[Delaney Childers @delaney304]

@whitneymanor It’s very tasteless in my opinion. Shows a true reflection on that persons character.

[Timmy @timmy_jolley]

PLEASE HELP ME OUT 😭🙏🏼

[Delaney Childers @delaney304]

@B_McClanahan_ The end of an earring. But very gentle lol

[Delaney Childers @delaney304]

@D_R01 Hmmm.. I was thinking John Wayne Gacy

[Delaney Childers @delaney304]

I don’t trust the boys who wear their hat loosely on top of their head.