yesterday devin asked me if i know who sweeney todd is
and i was like “uhhh yes, the demon barber of fleet street?”
and he was like “what? no the girl in the american eagle ad. there’s a lot of discourse around that right now”
…..mf mixed up sydney sweeney and sweeney todd
I miss doing my taxes in high school when I would be like yep I work at a store in the mall:) and then TurboTax would be like incredible here’s a $600 refund to spend on weed and corduroy pants from Goodwill
I just wanna remind everyone that Will Smith slapped the host at the Oscars over a joke but Taylor swift sipping her drink was “dramatic” and “she needs to learn to take a joke” and “she’s too emotional”