delaney cardwell

2003

[delaney cardwell @delaneycayaa]

got a taurus sun and mercury

[Vanderpump Rules 🏳️‍🌈 @sur_rules]

La GAGGED her! #PumpRules

[Vanderpump Rules 🏳️‍🌈 @sur_rules]

We watched 10 years of Schwartz putting everyone before Katie and he’s sitting here telling us that we didn’t. I hate Tom’s. #PumpRules

[delaney cardwell @delaneycayaa]

this is only for @taylorswift13 i would just like to politely request on behalf of Detroit/MI swifties that on June 10th in FORD field you PLEASE play getaway car, king of my heart, and or the lakes 🤍

[Netflix @netflix]

The man was too stunned to speak.

[mandy @mandydelgado95]

@netflix i need an update NOW #loveisblind

[bonniesmom.eth @lialankford]

me waiting for Netflix to get their shit together so we can watch the love is blind live reunion

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

bro you are the president!!!!!!

[lex luthor @lexxipro]

give stormi a gun

[rue 🇵🇸 @rueisugly]

@madebycaira @nonbinarybooty

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

I suck at hiding gifts. An hour later i be like "you wanna see what I got you"

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

me recharging for 6 months after going out one Saturday night

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

Me reaching for another shot even tho I’m already fucked up:

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

No because men born in January are just not good people.

[Hasi🐻🇵🇸🇪🇬🇳🇴 @bootleghasi]

Never talking to a woman from nyc again

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

kanye slut shaming kim is particularly laughable to me because she has literally always flaunted her body and it was clearly never an issue for him until she left him

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

shits getting good when florence pugh starts doing this ☹️

[julia @juliashiplett]

The press around Don’t Worry Darling and the movie itself had a lot of parallels… like Florence Pugh knows something the rest of us don’t and Gemma Chan just quietly dissociated while white chaos unfolded around her the whole time

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

i started giggling when harry was yelling in don’t worry darling and one of his stan’s shushed me